Just saw a commercial about an upcoming show about Celebrities' Top Ten Get Skinny secrets. Now that sounds like stimulating, intelligent fodder. Lemme guess....
Bulimia, it's not for everyone...just gorgeous celebs.
Anorexia, lifesyle of the thin, rich and famous.
Crack, breakfast of size zero diva champions.
Liposuction, more than just repetitive visits to the cosmetic surgeon.
The Concentration Camp Diet, move over Dr. Atkins and South Beach....those fatties at Weight Watchers have nothing on this new craze.
Gastric Bypass Surgery, Trimspa in disguise.
Sandwiches- be afraid, be very afraid.
Colonics, more than just a rubber hose up your ass.
Muscle. Who needs it when you can have a flat butt like Paris Hilton's? Now that's hot.
Bottled water, cigarettes, laxatives, diuretics, rice cakes- stocking the celeb dieter's kitchen.
Call me cyncial or call me cranky, but who cares what anorexic, bleach platinum celebs do to get that skinny, muscleless, pale, sagging frame when there are real problems in this world? Gimme a break.