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Top 10 Reasons Why Derek Jetter is Better

Hate the Yankees but gotta give MASSIVE RESPEKT to DJ2.

Derek Jeter’s Long List of Sloppy Seconds

Enjoy,

He’s definately conquered a great portion of my spank bank.

I’m over it now.

Jessica Biel?

Sonofabitch.

I think the list alone gives him a reserve spot in the T-Man hall of fame.

Adriana Lima
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Gabrielle Union
VIDA GUERRA!
Scarlett Johansson
Mariah Carey
Lara Dutta
Jordana Brewster

…Yup, I hate him much, much more now.

Much more.

Hate.

Him.

Seconded. :-<

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Jessica Biel?

Sonofabitch.[/quote]

I never knew I had so much in common with Jeter. Actually, a check of the dates he dated each of them, turns out he was having my sloppy seconds, with the exception of Vida Guerra. Apparently, she was cheating on me with him, the slut.

DB

pumpkin head

Both Derek Jetter and Jessica Alba supposedly have prescriptions for Valtrex.

The gift that keeps on giving. :slight_smile:

I’m sure ESPN will be all over this story, if they haven’t already.

ESPN: The Never ending Red Sawx and Yankeez fellatio fest network

[quote]Tithonus81 wrote:
Both Derek Jetter and Jessica Alba supposedly have prescriptions for Valtrex.

The gift that keeps on giving. :)[/quote]

I’ll lick anything of Jessica Alba’s. That includes furniture, old phone bills, the herpilierpilees, whatever.