Fuck pasteurized milk.
I can't believe that it is still illegal in most states to drink or sell raw milk (with Cali being the only true exception...sort of).
I also can't believe that Dairy Industry's pull from the 50's and 60's is still felt today. NO...milk is NOT necessary and NO pasteurization does not make milk safer to drink than its raw counterpart.
Don't look to the shills in the media to tell you any different, nor the dairy funded school systems that hawk this shit to unsuspecting students, faculty and anyone else who will actually drink this glorified sugar water.
In all actuality, if it were ONLY sugar water...it would be a huge fucking improvement from the reality that stares the educated in the face everytime they pass by the hundreds of gallons at every grocery store. For the ignorant (not a negative term...if you don't know, you don't know), they obediently drink their daily requirements that were arbitrarily set forth by the same people that brought us the calorie...so take that for what it's worth.
Why should you drink beer over milk:
*As previously stated, commercial cattle are pumped full of antibiotics and hormones. So much so, that traces of these non-T-men compounds can be found in just about any source.
*Do you like pus (or somatic cells as the Dairy Industry P.R. cocksuckers have deemed the 'correct' term for pus)? If you don't...stay the fuck away from commercial milk. Mastitis is an inflammatory reaction caused by, among many things, milking the Goddamn thing 16 weeks longer than is natural. Hey, I've got a great idea...when your wife or mom or sister become pregnant, FORCE them to breast feed for 16 weeks longer than they naturally should. Sell the remainder unused by your child to neighbors (or on E-gay).Call it a business proposition...they'll understand.
*The nutrient profile can be considered non-existent once they "super-duper, ultra pasteurize" the milk. Or do you really think that living organisms can live in 200+ degree temperatures...cuz' if you do, Venus is nice this time of year, you should try it.
*The fats, once heated, become rancid...mmmmm. Oh and now that they're rancid, the smell of rotten fat has to be masked, so I hope your liver likes scents, cuz' that's what it's gettin for breakfast.
*Go cook milk and notice the color once it cools...nice and gray or clear right? Your liver, which is now looking more like Lindsey Lohan's every minute, is going to get a nice dose of dyes and colorings.
*Fight Club may have made Bob's 'bitch tits' a fad, but come on guys, drinking milk from plastic leaching containers is a really shitty way to get your own. However, if they contain Guiness, I'm all for it...in fact, if I bring some glasses, can we have the kegger at your place? (I know...ha ha, this joke has been re-made by everyone and their dog, but it seemed fitting...)
*Since Global Climate Shift isn't real (accordingly to the self-ordained experts roaming this site), commercially raised cows that emit the majority of the methane definitely won't add to this naturally occurring process...so drink up. Additionally, keep drinking the water from areas near these feedlots and keep supporting the grain industry that continues to feed ruminants fucking highly processed grain and meat. There will definitely be NO repurcussions for these practices.
*But then again, you're supporting farmers who make HUGE profit margins off of pasteurized, commercial milk...so that's a plus. Keep supporting these welfare farmers so they can finally afford to be put on WIC.
*To finish this off: the cholesterol is oxidized, the proteins are denatured, the sugar is made more bioavailable and fat douche bags like the former secretary of human health services, Donna Shalala are plastered to billboards flashing the 'milk mustache.' Ya know what the milk mustache really looks like...ask Jenna Jamison...she knows.
Like I said...fuck pasteurized milk.