Too Much Conan is a Bad Thing...

True story. Discuss.

Haha that was entertaining.

“I’m so fuckin’ smart I’m like Einstein reaming Tesla in the asshole, but I swear like a shitting sailor with Tourette’s and I fuckin’?? kill dudes like you pick up the morning paper.”

I think we all knew this about bill paxton and it goes without saying.

That was great.

Gay.

I loved it.

I AM SO BILL PAXTON AS FUCK!

I just texted that to my friends and confused the shit out of them.