Too Fat For X-Ray!

How sad.

Radiologists have have their own term for it when writing up reports: “These images are limited due to body habitus.”

Yeah, the habitus being stuffing their faces with food.

“too dense for clear images”

Thats all I read. Classic.

i heard that this morning and i was absolutely stunned…as if they needed another obstacle in the road to longer life

All I know is that if I get a tumor from using the super powered x-rays, i’m going to be suing the fat people.

Death to fatties.

“For the patient, not knowing what is going on is a big issue. If you tell a patient ‘I am sorry ?we just can’t sit you on our CAT scanner’, that is devastating to hear.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH…but hilarious for everyone else.