Tom Cruise was excellent in Taps, Risky Business and Jerry Maguire. After Jerry Maguire, WHAT HAPPENED??!! POOF! he turned Goofy. Just like that. It’s like Abracadabra, Tom, you’re now a Banana. One day, all his manliness disappeared, just like that. POOF it’s gone.
It happened around the time he dumped Nicole Kidman, so I thought maybe he had his first gay experience and he’s gay, hence the sudden Metrosexuality. And giving any kind of postpartum advice without being an Obstetrician, that is NOT the manly guy thing to do. That’s like a guy giving advice about which shoes and handbag to wear with a red dress, or which sanitary pad to wear on day #3-- with or without wings, extra absorbent, etc… Big No-No!!!
But then he hooked up with Katie Holmes, someone with 1/100th the hotness factor of Nicole Kidman, making him even more unlikeable and even less manly apprearing (and making him look even more stupid). Made me think even moreso that he was gay and she’s his cover…but then we found out she’s pregnant, so there goes that theory.
I think Tom would have been more likeable if he had come out of the closet saying he was gay rather than hooking up with Katie Holmes, who has got to be a foot taller than him with teeth 1/2 the size of his teeth. Her small little teeth make me cringe, by the way…eek. Small guy with big teeth hooks up with big girl with little tiny teeth. Just doesn’t jive…I can’t in all creation imagine them kissing.
TOM, why the hell didn’t you just have a fooken midlife crisis like the rest of the guys and hook up with some slut or a string of sluts, we’d-a still loved you today if that were the case!???!
Where’s the horny Tom running around in his undies partying with hookers and beer? Where’s the Tom shooting guns? Where’s the arrogant, womanizing Tom?
Whatever happened to Tom Cruise? TOM, WHERE DID YOUR MANHOOD GO???