I like Mr. Poliquin. I think he is one of the best people to take advice from.
However, someone should very politely (because he is a huge guy) tell Mr. Poliquin that steal-toe boots are actually meant to be spelled steel-toe boots.
Maybe his boots literally steal his toes… you never know.
I had a meth freak last night tell me that you really couldn’t see it, but his shoes were eating his feet. Really. =D
[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
I like Mr. Poliquin. I think he is one of the best people to take advice from.
However, someone should very politely (because he is a huge guy) tell Mr. Poliquin that steal-toe boots are actually meant to be spelled steel-toe boots.[/quote]
Pffffft he’s all arms. Why do you think only 4 photos exist of him? You can take’em
[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
I like Mr. Poliquin. I think he is one of the best people to take advice from.
However, someone should very politely (because he is a huge guy) tell Mr. Poliquin that steal-toe boots are actually meant to be spelled steel-toe boots.[/quote]
Didn’t you spell the word enforcement as inforcement in another thread? Ha Ha!
I hope one day TC makes the cool tip “Barney, give up and buy a fleshlight.” and Charles comes on here and starts a thread.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
I hope one day TC makes the cool tip “Barney, give up and buy a fleshlight.” and Charles comes on here and starts a thread.[/quote]
I don’t actually need a fleshlight. However, after my experience last night, I could use a gallon of bleach to dump on my body. I will pm you later, I am on my way out the door to go to work.
[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
I hope one day TC makes the cool tip “Barney, give up and buy a fleshlight.” and Charles comes on here and starts a thread.
I don’t actually need a fleshlight. However, after my experience last night, I could use a gallon of bleach to dump on my body. I will pm you later, I am on my way out the door to go to work.[/quote]
I want to hear this one.
[quote]Brett Tucek wrote:
nephorm wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
I hope one day TC makes the cool tip “Barney, give up and buy a fleshlight.” and Charles comes on here and starts a thread.
I don’t actually need a fleshlight. However, after my experience last night, I could use a gallon of bleach to dump on my body. I will pm you later, I am on my way out the door to go to work.
I want to hear this one.
So do I. [/quote]
Me three. I think it has to do with horses or cows though :-X
[quote]PGA wrote:
Brett Tucek wrote:
nephorm wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
I hope one day TC makes the cool tip “Barney, give up and buy a fleshlight.” and Charles comes on here and starts a thread.
I don’t actually need a fleshlight. However, after my experience last night, I could use a gallon of bleach to dump on my body. I will pm you later, I am on my way out the door to go to work.
I want to hear this one.
So do I.
Me three. I think it has to do with horses or cows though :-X[/quote]
Dude, you can’t leave us hanging. Inquiring minds wanna know!
yeah I want to know too. Secrets don’t make friends Barney.
Well.I have a free account on yahoo personals, and I have never messaged anyone or had anyone message me. But some girl had messaged me on there. So, I thought what the hell, and I talked to her on messenger for about 20 minutes, called her, and met her in the blockbuster parking lot about 5 minutes after that.
We went to a movie (the grudge two). She seems like she is a very promiscous girl, and she would sleep with about anybody. (at least that was the impression I was getting from her). And somehow, I ended up fingering her in the movie theater, and then took her back to my place.
Now that I really stop to consider things, I don’t think that we are a good fit. And she doesn’t do much for me attractiveness wise. (not “beer” goggles, but call it a “dry spell” excuse)
And she probably just wanted a one time thing anyways. So, all the better.
Not a good fit?
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
well. No. She was actually very tight. But. I just felt icky afterwards.
That could just be a fast acting strain of god knows what. Don’t worry about it. It’ll fall off in a couple of days.
(unless you got it in your throat)
Just kidding with you a bit Barney.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
That could just be a fast acting strain of god knows what. Don’t worry about it. It’ll fall off in a couple of days.
(unless you got it in your throat)
Just kidding with you a bit Barney.
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It was well deserved.
[quote]BarneyFife wrote: I felt icky afterwards.
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Your Gay…
[quote]RoadWarrior wrote:
BarneyFife wrote: I felt icky afterwards.
Your Gay…
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no. It was just one of those incidences when you sleep with someone you semi-regret later. (but what man can truly regret getting laid, to a point anyways)
If nothing else, at least the experience broke my dry spell temporarily, and might serve as a catalyst for me gaining some self-confidence.
I was at that movie theater last night and based on the raunchy odor coming from the rear of it, I think that first your finger is gonna turn green then fall off. Then…
Well, you get the picture. I only hope your nose is salvagable.
that “icky” feeling comes from the fermenting jizz of the 7 other guys she did that day. probably family.