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Ok, I’ll admit it, I don’t get it. Boinking an elementary school teacher? That is what el-ed is short for, right, elementary education? what does that have to do with anything? Is it a tangential reference to all the “Mark-Kay Letourneau”-type stories in the news? How is that funny?

“Anybody who doesn’t know what’s wrong with America’s educational system never screwed an el-ed major.” - PJ O’Rourke

It means the bitches are messed up. I use to date one and she was one crazy bitch. The soon to be teachers at my school aren’t exactly leave it to beaver material. These girls smoke weed, have orgys, and pop more prozak then we do HOT-ROX. No wonder this shit happens.

[quote]KBCThird wrote:
Ok, I’ll admit it, I don’t get it. Boinking an elementary school teacher? That is what el-ed is short for, right, elementary education? what does that have to do with anything? Is it a tangential reference to all the “Mark-Kay Letourneau”-type stories in the news? How is that funny?

“Anybody who doesn’t know what’s wrong with America’s educational system never screwed an el-ed major.” - PJ O’Rourke[/quote]

It could be that someone reads Vox Day.

His column appears every Monday on WorldNetDaily. This particular column addresses the media’s tendency to portray homeschooling families as child abusing morons, and then goes on to question the intelligence of the average public school teacher. I suppose the out-of-context reference could be intended to speak to the teacher/student cases that we are seeing so many of lately.

Either that, or it’s a total coincidence.

[quote]KBCThird wrote:
How is that funny?

“Anybody who doesn’t know what’s wrong with America’s educational system never screwed an el-ed major.” - PJ O’Rourke[/quote]

If you have to ask, you’ve obviously never done a teacher. I thought it was funny as hell.

Maybe PJ is implying you have to be 13 to understand what’s wrong with teachers – at least that’s what one might think from all the recent news stories concerning who’s been banging the teachers…

All I know is that when I was 12, and in 7th grade, I wanted, as well as other dudes in my grade/school, to definitely mount our history teacher and math teacher. They were young, fresh out of grad studies, and attractive. I won’t begin with saying smart, how were we to know? Oh yeah they didn’t speak down to us, more like talked with us. They knew how to get our attention and keep us motivated.

Okay okay…that was back in 1986/1987 school yr. I just got cable at my house, so it couldn’t be the MTV poisoning. There wasn’t much Cinesex on Cinemax, was there cinemax back then? There was no internet and porn videos/porn was still quite silent compared to now.

But damn I learned lots. Saw that old history teacher just a couple months ago. She’s 42 and still looks the same. Still smart. I’d still mount her if I didn’t marry a teacher of my own.

Got it bad got it bad got it bad, I’m hot for teacher.

LOL. It’s kinda true though, that there are a small number of teachers who cannot separate fantasy from reality. Male and female alike. I know of two female teachers right now who think it’s hella cool that their students look at their asses when they walk by. Hell even I do, but that’s when the missus isn’t looking! These two just don’t get it though. One of them actually began flirting with a student of hers and would have “long talks on weekends”, another term for dates I guess. She didn’t wake up from this fantasy until he asked her to his prom. She squashed it, but it wasn’t the last time. Why are women immature? Probably because they spent life trying to be “mature”. There is a line, and we men are called dogs? It’s funny to hear women getting sandblasted for something men have been accused of for so long. But it’s not a happy funny.

There is no fine line between adults and kids in the 21st Century. It’s in print- 18. Old enough to vote, but not old enough to get drunk or rent a car cheap.

I’ve been saying this for years. Go to a teaching college and you’ll know what its all about. The el-ed majors are the ones with greek letters on their chest, drunk at the bar and grinding with anyone. As a T-Man, even I am surprised at some of the stuff I have witnessed these future teachers doing. One quick example. Two girls that I knew had an orgy one night after fueling up on E and coke. Think of that when you send Jr. to school tomorrow.

Lots of squares were wild in their youth.

[quote]TotalPackage04 wrote:
It means the bitches are messed up. I use to date one and she was one crazy bitch. The soon to be teachers at my school aren’t exactly leave it to beaver material. These girls smoke weed, have orgys, and pop more prozak then we do HOT-ROX. No wonder this shit happens. [/quote]

What school do you go to, and is it too late to transfer in for the spring semester?

I allmost pissed my pants when I saw this today.I also understood completely. My G.F. is a high school teacher and some of her freinds are and were el-ed teachers. I thought tree cutters were a fucked up bunch. We got nothing on the el-ed crowd.