This is the best thing I've seen so far at the gym...
There was an older guy (65ish), looks like a marathon runner, doing cardio on the elipictal. I look over a few minutes later and see him unpacking a new dress shirt, while doing cardio...hahaha...he unwarps it from the packaging, pulls out the little plastic collar, all the pins etc, then trys it on over his sweaty tank top. He takes it off, folds it, then puts it in a plastic bag that he's holding with his teeth all the time still on the machine.
Corporate gyms are like the circus sometimes.