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Tips for Life


#1

Do What You can, but only what you can do.


#2

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


#3
  1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

  2. Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line


#4

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind donĂ¢??t matter and those who matter donĂ¢??t mind.

Dr. Seuss what what! lol


#5

Read!
Read the items of those you admire.
Read the items of those you dislike or hate.
Read fact and fiction.
Read!


#6

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

oh, and...

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to mess with


#7

All is Vanity.

Can't remember if that was Voltaire or Shakespeare.

But it is soooooooooooooooooo true.


#8

Begin the day with a friendly voice
A companion, unobtrusive
Plays that song that's so elusive
and the magic music makes your morning mood...


#9

Rush, for the mother fuckin win!!!


#10
  1. Don't just wipe back to front, mix it up and make sure you're clean from all angles.

  2. Avoid this thread: http://tnation.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/sex_girls_pictures_hot_pics_photo_women/what_i_love

That is all.


#11

Kipling is rolling in his grave now that you didn't post the whole thing... C'mon Polo! That one used to be taped to my bathroom mirror - It's worthy of posting the rest of it...


#12

Advice from my father:

"Son, if you are messing around with a girl, take her panties off and throw them against the wall. If they stick - get the fuck outta there!"


#13

Gold, Angry.

Gold.


#14

2 schlongs don't make a right


#15

The funny part is that it's actually TRUE! I am a third generation cocksman. My family has a story from when my grandfather was in college (Princeton) for the Homecoming parade in his senior year they had him in the parade on a horse "so everyone could see _____ have one more ride". My father and grandfather were both legends in their day. I get it honestly.