Do What You can, but only what you can do.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind donâ??t matter and those who matter donâ??t mind.
Dr. Seuss what what! lol
Read the items of those you admire.
Read the items of those you dislike or hate.
Read fact and fiction.
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to mess with
All is Vanity.
Can't remember if that was Voltaire or Shakespeare.
But it is soooooooooooooooooo true.
Begin the day with a friendly voice
A companion, unobtrusive
Plays that song that's so elusive
and the magic music makes your morning mood...
Rush, for the mother fuckin win!!!
Don't just wipe back to front, mix it up and make sure you're clean from all angles.
That is all.
Kipling is rolling in his grave now that you didn't post the whole thing... C'mon Polo! That one used to be taped to my bathroom mirror - It's worthy of posting the rest of it...
Advice from my father:
"Son, if you are messing around with a girl, take her panties off and throw them against the wall. If they stick - get the fuck outta there!"
2 schlongs don't make a right
The funny part is that it's actually TRUE! I am a third generation cocksman. My family has a story from when my grandfather was in college (Princeton) for the Homecoming parade in his senior year they had him in the parade on a horse "so everyone could see _____ have one more ride". My father and grandfather were both legends in their day. I get it honestly.