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Time for Some Humor!!

Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe shop chatting over a pint of

warm goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and
starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He’s 24 years old ".

“Yes, I remember him as a baby” says the other mother cheerfully.

“He’s a martyr now though” mum confides.

“Oh, so sad dear” says the other.
“And this is my second son Kalid. He’s 21”

“Oh, I remember him,” says the other happily, “he had such curly hair
when he was born”.
“He’s a martyr too” says mum quietly.

“Oh gracious me”, says the other.
“And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He’s 18”, she
whispers.

“Yes” says the friend enthusiastically, “I remember when he first
started school”.
“He’s a martyr also,” says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at
the photographs and says …

“They blow up so fast, don’t they?”

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe shop chatting over a pint of

warm goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and
starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He’s 24 years old ".

“Yes, I remember him as a baby” says the other mother cheerfully.

“He’s a martyr now though” mum confides.

“Oh, so sad dear” says the other.
“And this is my second son Kalid. He’s 21”

“Oh, I remember him,” says the other happily, “he had such curly hair
when he was born”.
“He’s a martyr too” says mum quietly.

“Oh gracious me”, says the other.
“And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He’s 18”, she
whispers.

“Yes” says the friend enthusiastically, “I remember when he first
started school”.
“He’s a martyr also,” says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at
the photographs and says …

“They blow up so fast, don’t they?”
[/quote]


That was a long set up for a shitty pun. Not funny.

THAT was funny

My local Trader Joe’s recently began carrying Goat’s Milk.

It’s good stuff. I love it. After a tough workout, I’ll walk over to the store from the gym and buy a quart to have as my PWO meal.

It really is easy on the stomach, unlike cow’s milk.

[quote]Beowolf wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe shop chatting over a pint of

warm goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and
starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He’s 24 years old ".

“Yes, I remember him as a baby” says the other mother cheerfully.

“He’s a martyr now though” mum confides.

“Oh, so sad dear” says the other.
“And this is my second son Kalid. He’s 21”

“Oh, I remember him,” says the other happily, “he had such curly hair
when he was born”.
“He’s a martyr too” says mum quietly.

“Oh gracious me”, says the other.
“And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He’s 18”, she
whispers.

“Yes” says the friend enthusiastically, “I remember when he first
started school”.
“He’s a martyr also,” says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second mother looks wistfully at
the photographs and says …

“They blow up so fast, don’t they?”


That was a long set up for a shitty pun. Not funny.
[/quote]

Just trying to lighten up the board. Smile — the CFR is large and in charge, so all’s right with the world!
:slight_smile:

[quote]Nominal Prospect wrote:
My local Trader Joe’s recently began carrying Goat’s Milk.

It’s good stuff. I love it. After a tough workout, I’ll walk over to the store from the gym and buy a quart to have as my PWO meal.

It really is easy on the stomach, unlike cow’s milk.[/quote]

I’ll have to try that. Cow’s milk has started bothering me lately. Good cartoon, too.