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Time for Eggnog

This is the time of the year when I wish I was an ectomorph.

Even better with rum.

Yuletide gluttony kicks ass!

I love to celebrate the birth of Jesus by downing 8500 kcal of festivity.

I drink it by the carton.

Pfft, im not trying to fool myself this year, my bulking will go through christmas, cuz i love eggnog and i love Thanksgiving/Christmas leftovers. Having Christmas Dinner for breakfast the next morning is my nirvana.

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Pfft, im not trying to fool myself this year, my bulking will go through christmas, cuz i love eggnog and i love Thanksgiving/Christmas leftovers. Having Christmas Dinner for breakfast the next morning is my nirvana.[/quote]

x2
for bulking

gags

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
gags[/quote]

HOW DARE YOU, its a good thing im not Wayne Brady…or else…

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
gags

HOW DARE YOU, its a good thing im not Wayne Brady…or else…[/quote]

Don’t worry, it’s pretty much the only thing that makes me gag.

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
gags

HOW DARE YOU, its a good thing im not Wayne Brady…or else…[/quote]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahp8zjSK0X4

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Akuma01 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
gags

HOW DARE YOU, its a good thing im not Wayne Brady…or else…

Don’t worry, it’s pretty much the only thing that makes me gag.[/quote]

Haha, she gets me every time.

I have a carton next to me right now. mmmmmm

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Akuma01 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
gags

HOW DARE YOU, its a good thing im not Wayne Brady…or else…

Don’t worry, it’s pretty much the only thing that makes me gag.[/quote]

Well I have not drank both types of eggnog, but what I do see what splatters on a woman’s face while she drinks the stuff, it looks like the same consistency, so what’s the problem?

Egg nog is the best part of the holidays.

Eggnog and Crown Royal are what makes the Holidays bearable.

First time I ever got drunk, one of my buddies dad’s let me have the eggnog with the rum in it during 8th grade.

It will always hold a special place in my heart.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Akuma01 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
gags

HOW DARE YOU, its a good thing im not Wayne Brady…or else…

Don’t worry, it’s pretty much the only thing that makes me gag.[/quote]

marry me

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Akuma01 wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
gags

HOW DARE YOU, its a good thing im not Wayne Brady…or else…

Don’t worry, it’s pretty much the only thing that makes me gag.

marry me[/quote]

Any Arrested Development fans get any extra laugh out of this ?

I salute anyone who can down that shit and not puke. I just can stomach eggnog but I can take down a carton of eggnog ice cream with the best of them. I like the taste but I think it’s just too thick/heavy for me. And as far as mixing it with booze - eggnog + soco or eggnog + captin morgan are both pretty damn good.

[quote]waldo21212 wrote:
eggnog + soco… pretty damn good.[/quote]

that does sound tasty!

puts on his list to get hammed to during tacky sweater holiday parties

I prefer panty droppers:

1.5 oz vanilla vodka

1 oz of Godiva white chocolate liqueur

.5 oz of peppermint schnapps.

Shake over ice, strain into a martini glass, watch the panties drop. I make it by the pitcher.