With its richly dark luster and smooth elegant curves (and they weigh about 600 lbs,) I figured it would be like...
But NOOOOOO! Here comes some geeky salesman right out onto the show room floor yellin about calling security, and swatting at me with a clarinet!
Who in the hell tries to hit someone with a clarinet for chrissakes! Those buttons are sharp. I almost lost a nipple.
The nerve of some people!