T Nation

This Old Coot Once Told Me

This is a thread to recap all the old wonderful pieces of bullshit that have been laid upon us over the decades. Those precious gems that made you scratch your head and say, “what the Fuck?”. If nothing else an eye ball roll and an exit stage left.

An aged classic, Masturbation will make you go blind.

another, Your face will freeze like that.

or, contact sports will destroy womens reproductive organs.

and of course, If you lift weights you’ll be a slave to your muscles.

A girl told me once
“Guys who lift weights aren’t sexy, and they only do it 'cause they have small dicks and no confidence”

A bitch, indeed, T-Nation.

“Guys who drink protein powder are prime candidates for kidney stones because the powder clumps up on the kidneys” - my mother a while back.

[quote]ty45 wrote:
“Guys who drink protein powder are prime candidates for kidney stones because the powder clumps up on the kidneys” - my mother a while back.[/quote]

LOL! Similar experience.

“All that muscle will just turn to fat when you get older” - some chick whose name I can’t remember.

If you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all.

I didn’t speak for seven years, although I was married at the time.

Be careful what ask for, you may just get it!