This is a thread to recap all the old wonderful pieces of bullshit that have been laid upon us over the decades. Those precious gems that made you scratch your head and say, “what the Fuck?”. If nothing else an eye ball roll and an exit stage left.
An aged classic, Masturbation will make you go blind.
another, Your face will freeze like that.
or, contact sports will destroy womens reproductive organs.
and of course, If you lift weights you’ll be a slave to your muscles.