1) His hair is dyed jet black and he has grey stubble on his face. Thought he was the janitor!
2) The nurse is from a third-world country and obviously was hired to save money.
3) The doc looks at your Androgel box and asks, "Do you put on 2 patches per day?" (It's a gel, moron!! Your an Endo, for Crissakes!")
4) Turns out he's not an Endo; the real guy hired a Sports Med doc for his excess business (while he's probably screwing the slave-labor nurse he bought.)
All of this happened to me! I let them draw blood; said I'll get results in the mail. Yeah, your check's in the mail too, guys!!