This Is NOT Your HRT Doc If...

  1. His hair is dyed jet black and he has grey stubble on his face. Thought he was the janitor!

  2. The nurse is from a third-world country and obviously was hired to save money.

  3. The doc looks at your Androgel box and asks, “Do you put on 2 patches per day?” (It’s a gel, moron!! Your an Endo, for Crissakes!")

  4. Turns out he’s not an Endo; the real guy hired a Sports Med doc for his excess business (while he’s probably screwing the slave-labor nurse he bought.)

All of this happened to me! I let them draw blood; said I’ll get results in the mail. Yeah, your check’s in the mail too, guys!!