I ate an entire lil cesar pizza today. It was about 3 and a half hours ago and i havent stopped farting since. Just thought that everyone would like to know
Feels great for a bit don't it?
Then not so much.
i sriously envy you, too bad for the farts problem.
LOL. I ate a medium pizza once. Long time ago though, and I fart more now. You know, protein farts and all.
I love the farts
I stopped farting after the third dump i had to take. Bench rep PR and farts, today was a good day.
Good post. Farting is awesome.
Never trust a fart.
Only an inexperienced farter would say that
Never waste an erection.
Badass dude. I wish I had a pizza right now
Fart + Erection > Plain ol' Fart
I had two medium pizzas from a restaurant by my job the other day. Was AWESOME. Then another the next day...then just got my diet back on track two days ago..
Congratulations? Eating pizzas and farts are a mainstay in my life.
Will make thread, "This is fun: Just Took an Entire Shower."
Great thread... I've got tears in my eyes here
I hope you went out in public to share your enjoyment with others. My wife brings home a pail of fried chicken and some of these potato things. I had a few pieces of each and a beer to wash it down. Then she drags me to Target and Lowes.
I absolutely crop dusted the frozen food aisle at Target, startled some woman outside in the parking lot with a 50 megaton air blast. Didn't see her coming around an SUV. Lowes, the lighting aisle was impassable after I got done with it. I doubled back and approached from the other end to see people's reaction. All these people making faces. I just said, "something did in here?", and "he who smelt it dealt it". Even the wife laughed at that one.
I had a couple for the car ride home and locked out the power windows so they couldn't be opened.
I just ate half my omelet. Took a dump. Ate other half.
I kept farting when i went to the grocery to buy milk and i slept through alot of my orthodontist appointment bec of food coma.
I was still farting 6hrs after i ate the pizza but most of it stopped after my third dump. My body weight was still pretty much the same. Guess i still needed more food.
Yep, can't trust them