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This guy


#1

This guy walks in, starts blabbing about something, grabs a weight, pounds a few, puts a jacket, takes a look at his calendar, a quick glance at his watch, another look at his calendar, says 'this is illogical, fucking illogical" 12 times over and leaves.

What the fuck?


#2

Is this a joke or something? I don't get it.


#3

hmmm must be related to the guy i saw at the gym yesterday walking around doing db curls, and stoping to check out his arms and making a face where he looked like he was going to shit his pants


#4

whatever. He was trying to abduct the weight, and diesel didn't understand.


#5

goddamn leap year gets me every time too


#6

Jared Wright, don't you mean adduct? What do these terms mean again?


#7

Definitions:

Adduct - 1 duck plus 1 duck.

Abduct - A duck with Abs, a weight lifting duck. (i.e. cupcake.)


#8

I thought Adduct whas when two things stuck together? like sweaty buttcheeks?
And isn't Abduct when little green men come and take you away?

Then Again I could be wrong.


#9

Yeah, how the fuck are you supposed to abduct your own legs?


#10

diesel, spend less time watching every single dumb person in the gym and more time lifting or personal training since that's your job.

I wonder if Christian has a name for someone like diesel.


#11

Okay, so you're a trainer at the local mental hospital?


#12

There's about 1000 other 'crazy gym guy' threads. I don't think we need another topic started every time you find someone new.


#13

Mike Mentzer's ghost?


#14

Okay Diesel fess up...that guy was you.


#15

This could be like the movie "Identity" where this guy as well as the "5 lb. shoulder guy" are diesel's multiple personalities.


#16

Speaking of which, that was a great movie.


#17

Hey motherfucker I haven't seen that movie yet!!! Dammit thanks for giving it away!!! Now when I adduct or is it abduct my arm to put the tape in the vcr I will know the stories twists!!! Oi! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#18

I already ruined it for everyone who hadn't seen it in a post three weeks ago, so now any discussion of the movie is fair game =0)


#19

Ya ya. :frowning:


#20

ExHitter Scott had the funniest line in this thread: "must be Mike Mentzers Ghost".

Good one!