This guy

diesel23 · October 3, 2003, 12:02am

This guy walks in, starts blabbing about something, grabs a weight, pounds a few, puts a jacket, takes a look at his calendar, a quick glance at his watch, another look at his calendar, says 'this is illogical, fucking illogical" 12 times over and leaves.

What the fuck?

BillyBoy · October 3, 2003, 12:31am

Is this a joke or something? I don’t get it.

b33fcake · October 3, 2003, 1:25am

hmmm must be related to the guy i saw at the gym yesterday walking around doing db curls, and stoping to check out his arms and making a face where he looked like he was going to shit his pants

system · October 3, 2003, 1:25am

whatever. He was trying to abduct the weight, and diesel didn’t understand.

Limpin_Donkey · October 3, 2003, 1:54am

goddamn leap year gets me every time too

Thunder · October 3, 2003, 7:37am

Jared Wright, don’t you mean adduct? What do these terms mean again?

The_Mage · October 3, 2003, 11:52am

Definitions:

Adduct - 1 duck plus 1 duck.

Abduct - A duck with Abs, a weight lifting duck. (i.e. cupcake.)

Vegita · October 3, 2003, 1:37pm

I thought Adduct whas when two things stuck together? like sweaty buttcheeks?
And isn’t Abduct when little green men come and take you away?

Then Again I could be wrong.

diesel23 · October 3, 2003, 3:19pm

Yeah, how the fuck are you supposed to abduct your own legs?

Machine183 · October 3, 2003, 3:32pm

diesel, spend less time watching every single dumb person in the gym and more time lifting or personal training since that’s your job.

I wonder if Christian has a name for someone like diesel.

brider · October 3, 2003, 3:38pm

Okay, so you’re a trainer at the local mental hospital?

Travacolypse · October 3, 2003, 3:50pm

There’s about 1000 other ‘crazy gym guy’ threads. I don’t think we need another topic started every time you find someone new.

ExHITer_Scott · October 3, 2003, 4:13pm

Mike Mentzer’s ghost?

El_Conquistador · October 3, 2003, 5:20pm

Okay Diesel fess up…that guy was you.

El_Conquistador · October 3, 2003, 5:22pm

This could be like the movie “Identity” where this guy as well as the “5 lb. shoulder guy” are diesel’s multiple personalities.

Thunder · October 3, 2003, 5:40pm

Speaking of which, that was a great movie.

ArcaneCocaine · October 3, 2003, 8:18pm

Hey motherfucker I haven’t seen that movie yet!!! Dammit thanks for giving it away!!! Now when I adduct or is it abduct my arm to put the tape in the vcr I will know the stories twists!!! Oi!

El_Conquistador · October 3, 2003, 8:33pm

I already ruined it for everyone who hadn’t seen it in a post three weeks ago, so now any discussion of the movie is fair game =0)

ArcaneCocaine · October 4, 2003, 2:45pm

Ya ya.

ZEB · October 4, 2003, 3:01pm

ExHitter Scott had the funniest line in this thread: “must be Mike Mentzers Ghost”.

Good one!