This Guy Needs a Job. Please Help

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/fine-dont-fucking-hire-me-you-cant-handle-my-s

He should apply to work in the nuclear reactors in the crippled Japanese plant. I’m sure it’s not easy to find someone who would happily go to work there. He’d have a steady job for at least a year…or till the radiation gets to him. Maybe he can work out a health plan deal with TEPCO.