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This Doesn't Work...


#1

Okay, hot tip for you all:

Putting a cookie dough Metabolic Drive Bar in the blender with a cup of milk DOES NOT produce anything resembling a cookie dough flavored shake.

I can't believe I just wasted one of those glorious bars trying that...


#2

I love the fact that you tried. That is the sort of thing that I would do.

Keep up the imagination!


#3

I'm laughing at you really hard right now.


#4

You're SUCH a meathead...

DD

PS: I mean that as a compliment.


#5

you have to dry it out in the oven first. dumbass.


#6

Hmmmm.
Megatip:
Try using hot milk.

You can thank me later.


#7

Well I hope you fucking ate it anyway!


#8

Well yes, obviously. I have consumed some awfully wretched things in the name of nutrition, so by comparison this wasn't that bad.

But, compared to my expectations, I was terribly disappointed, and would never recommend somebody taint something so delicious in the same foolish manner...


#9

...or chop up the bar first into small pieces. Hell it works for DQ...


#10

Yeah, make a blizzard with a little frozen cool whip.

Sounds delicious.


#11

I did put it into small pieces first. Trust me, it doesn't make much of a difference what you do prior to putting it into the blender. It is, after all, a blender.

And DQ just mixes chunks of candy bars into ice cream, that's cheating. I was trying to create something relatively healthy, a much mightier task, which I failed miserably at...


#12

How about...

Cut up the bar into pieces, bake it to make it a bit crunchier,

and then make your own ice cream with skim milk (or whole for a weight gainer) flavoured with sucralose, or your favourite low cal sweetner. (don't forget to use liquid nitrogen for the best ice cream: http://www.polsci.wvu.edu/Henry/Icecream/Icecream.html )

you could also use milk thickened with Classic Grow or Metabolic Drive...
or mabey peanut butter would add some thickness? xanathan gum? lecithin?


#13

I can just see you now...Lifting the blender up to your lips...tossing it back...son of a bi*ch!


#14

You have no idea, I was pissed. I freakin' love those cookie dough bars. I was all excited and everything, and then that first sip just absolutely sucked.

What a waste. Nothing makes a large man angrier than the mutilation of good food...


#15

lol, who the crap gave a thread about my retarded attempt at a smoothie 5 stars?

Man you guys have some low expectations for this site...


#16

If I knew how, I'd give it another 5.


#17

What about those damn metrosexuals?


#18

i was thinking about trying that this morning, thanks for saving me from wasting good food


#19

You're right, that's a close call. I'll say, wasting a cookie dough bar outweighs the metrosexuals. However, I'd definitely sacrifice a chocolate chunk bar to rid the world of 1 metrosexual, but that's just my own personal preference.


#20

I'm coming out of exile to help you on this one. Two words:

Coffee. Grinder.

Grind the shit out of it, and then throw it in the blender.