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This B#tch is So Fat She Can't Get Up!

Feeling pretty good about my nap thread right about now.

This bitch has a penis.

OK…it’s time for me to get another dog.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
OK…it’s time for me to get another dog.[/quote]

Fuck that shit, go watch that Expendables!

Isn’t it actually a problem with bulldogs (?) that they can’t get up from their back because of their boxy body structure?

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
Isn’t it actually a problem with bulldogs (?) that they can’t get up from their back because of their boxy body structure? [/quote]

No. Youre thinking of powerlifters

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
Isn’t it actually a problem with bulldogs (?) that they can’t get up from their back because of their boxy body structure? [/quote]

No. Youre thinking of powerlifters [/quote]

Really off season bodybuilders too…than again, maybe I shouldn’t eat a whole large pizza before bed.

RRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
THATDOGISSOFUCKINGCUTE!!!
AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
Isn’t it actually a problem with bulldogs (?) that they can’t get up from their back because of their boxy body structure? [/quote]

No. Youre thinking of powerlifters [/quote]

Really off season bodybuilders too…than again, maybe I shouldn’t eat a whole large pizza before bed.[/quote]

Seriously, X. Go watch THE EXPENDABLES!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
Isn’t it actually a problem with bulldogs (?) that they can’t get up from their back because of their boxy body structure? [/quote]

No. Youre thinking of powerlifters [/quote]

Really off season bodybuilders too…than again, maybe I shouldn’t eat a whole large pizza before bed.[/quote]

When you start sleeping standing up then you know youve won at bodybuilding

Not fat, just bulkan.

Who else finds it really frustrating that the little guy never manages to get to his feet?

K lindo! He’s the sweetest thing ever.
I need a Sugar Daddy to get me THAT dog… not one like it, that dog.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
K lindo! He’s the sweetest thing ever.
I need a Sugar Daddy to get me THAT dog… not one like it, that dog.[/quote]

HA HA, you’re so right, Nikki.

But seriously, go watch THE EXPENDABLES!

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
Isn’t it actually a problem with bulldogs (?) that they can’t get up from their back because of their boxy body structure? [/quote]

No. Youre thinking of powerlifters [/quote]

Really off season bodybuilders too…than again, maybe I shouldn’t eat a whole large pizza before bed.[/quote]

Seriously, X. Go watch THE EXPENDABLES![/quote]

I will, man. I would have seen it this weekend but your dumbass didn’t pm me for the heads up.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
K lindo! He’s the sweetest thing ever.
I need a Sugar Daddy to get me THAT dog… not one like it, that dog.[/quote]

HA HA, you’re so right, Nikki.

But seriously, go watch THE EXPENDABLES![/quote]

-_-

So, that’s a bulldog?

What is the difference between that one and the ones that people are afraid of?

This is a serious question by the way because I could see owning one of those.

^^By “the ones people are afraid of” are you referring to pit bulls? (serious question)

Yeah thats a bulldog. Kind of looks like a French Bulldog

[quote]Professor X wrote:
So, that’s a bulldog?

What is the difference between that one and the ones that people are afraid of?

This is a serious question by the way because I could see owning one of those.[/quote]

You’re thinking of the American Pit Bull Terrier. I used to have two and people don’t need to be afraid of them, but other dogs beware…