Thinking of Eating a Bullet

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It should’ve gone like this

Sara…what are you uo too

Me…enjoying the night and practicing my guitar…why, what’s up sara?

Sara…ahh nice…, what kind? OmgI want to learn to play. Really friggin bad.

Me…stop over and ill give you a quick lesson. I’ve only been playing for a bout a year tho…don’t expect to leave my house as the female hendrix. Lol

Sara…wow,really? I will be there a few few hours…and don’t worry I’m sure you know plenty

Me…k, ill pull out an extra steak because I don’t wanna eat in front of you.

Sara omg I love it

Me…soubds like a good night ahead of us

Sara…mmhmm smiley face

Simple,smashing poon is simple.[/quote]

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with the real Count Rockula? This is the longest post you’ve ever made on this website and you didn’t plug RAPEAXE!!! one time. No wonder our quarterlies are down…

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
This just happened on facebook. I get this a lot but this girl pissed me off enough.

Sara: What are you up too

Me: reading up on some fitness stuff…effects of carbohydrates on the body etc

Sara: I just eat what I want

  I have never counted a caliorie in my life

Me: lmao

  u think i am counting calories to eat less? lose weight?

  I need to put on another 10 lbs

Sara: I have never worked out in my life

Me: I can tell

Sara: I look fine

  I need to gain weight actualy

  Why are you obessed with fitness

Me: i just want to live a fun life and live longer and healthier,

Sara: I have fun and will live just as long as you

Me: science says otherwise

Sara: I would work out but I do not know how [/quote]

[quote]Stronghold wrote:

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
This just happened on facebook. I get this a lot but this girl pissed me off enough.

Sara: What are you up too

Me: reading up on some fitness stuff…effects of carbohydrates on the body etc

Sara: I just eat what I want

  I have never counted a caliorie in my life

Me: lmao

  u think i am counting calories to eat less? lose weight?

  I need to put on another 10 lbs

Sara: I have never worked out in my life

Me: I can tell

Sara: I look fine

  I need to gain weight actualy

  Why are you obessed with fitness

Me: i just want to live a fun life and live longer and healthier,

Sara: I have fun and will live just as long as you

Me: science says otherwise

Sara: I would work out but I do not know how [/quote]

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LOL

Why are you all giving op a hard time about this?

Andrew, I’m very interested in your feelings.

If you are still thinking about eating a bullet have you put any thougt into what caliber?

I’d like you to consider the size of the round - its going to come out the same size going in (you may want to eat it with some fiber).

Will you video the bullet buffet?

** Edit - No practical experience but I think chewing might be a bitch. Have you been practicing swallowing?

Are you the alter ego of RogueVampire?

You gotta remember, this is the guy who’s avatar for the longest time looked like some kind of serial rapist.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
You gotta remember, this is the guy who’s avatar for the longest time looked like some kind of serial rapist.[/quote]

All I remember of OP was the “boxing” match with the kid from BB.com.

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
Why are you all giving op a hard time about this?

Andrew, I’m very interested in your feelings.

If you are still thinking about eating a bullet have you put any thougt into what caliber?

I’d like you to consider the size of the round - its going to come out the same size going in (you may want to eat it with some fiber).

Will you video the bullet buffet?

** Edit - No practical experience but I think chewing might be a bitch. Have you been practicing swallowing?

[/quote]

hurrrr practising swallowing. with mad poon pounding skillz like that, i’m thinking autofellatio is the way to go…

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
You gotta remember, this is the guy who’s avatar for the longest time looked like some kind of serial rapist.[/quote]

All I remember of OP was the “boxing” match with the kid from BB.com.[/quote]

Ha same here. I’m glad you brought that up.

Wait a minute, wasn’t he the one who kept linking to something in every post for a while, sort of like spam or something?


Too much time on my hands today.

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
You gotta remember, this is the guy who’s avatar for the longest time looked like some kind of serial rapist.[/quote]

All I remember of OP was the “boxing” match with the kid from BB.com.[/quote]

Ha same here. I’m glad you brought that up.[/quote]

Wow, I don’t remember that at all. What was the Subject line? I’ll have to look that up.

In this thread:

Complete backfire.

Take Ct. Rockula’s advice. That is how it’s done!