[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
This just happened on facebook. I get this a lot but this girl pissed me off enough.
Sara: What are you up too
Me: reading up on some fitness stuff…effects of carbohydrates on the body etc
Sara: I just eat what I want
I have never counted a caliorie in my life
u think i am counting calories to eat less? lose weight?
I need to put on another 10 lbs
Sara: I have never worked out in my life
Me: I can tell
Sara: I look fine
I need to gain weight actualy
Why are you obessed with fitness
Me: i just want to live a fun life and live longer and healthier,
Sara: I have fun and will live just as long as you
Me: science says otherwise
Sara: I would work out but I do not know how [/quote]
There you go, oh solemn monk in the temple of iron! A line of pictures you can masturbate to instead of slamming Sara’s fine azz.
I hope you’re happy. Hurrr Durrr people who don’t live the lifestyle are our enemies durrr must act like complete dick towards them hurrr
Pro-tip: Next time a chick asks “What are u up to?” Don’t answer: “Analyzing the potential of high-treshhold, rapid-rate, high-performance training and Anaconda-loaded insulin surges”
Talk like a normal person about stuff that won’t put her in a boredom-induced coma right away and maybe you won’t be stuck fapping it to old Frankie, the head-monk of the iron temple :)[/quote]
God bless FM.[/quote]
Hahaha awesome find!
I was thinking more about the message of the advertisements but while we’re at it…