Thinking About Joining The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders


Last year’s Tryouts.

Man…I’ve got to fit in that uniform by June.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Last year’s Tryouts.

Man…I’ve got fit in that uniform by June.[/quote]

Two words: Velocity Diet! :wink:

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Here we have him doing some tryouts.

You’re doing the wrong kind of pose, X.[/quote]

That’s hilarious!

X, I think you should go for it. As long as you don’t have aspirations of being the top of the pyramid, I do not think they will force you to lose your bicepts.

You may have to switch to Crossfit or TBT though. Cheerleader pyramids are the largest test of how functional you are.

SEAL dude has to have been a troll.

you definately need some bosu ball work prof. And get some super nuthuggers so you can distract the enemy team with in the replacements.

Combat pyramids

Hey Prof. X, if you get in can you send me a pair of them there hot shorts?

[quote]sluicy wrote:
Hey Prof. X, if you get in can you send me a pair of them there hot shorts? [/quote]

I’d rather a picture of PX in one of them there hot shorts.

[quote]Christine wrote:
sluicy wrote:
Hey Prof. X, if you get in can you send me a pair of them there hot shorts?

I’d rather a picture of PX in one of them there hot shorts.[/quote]

I think I threw up a little bit. No offense X.