Dude every fucking product out there right now is a piece of shit:
-McDonalds thread-thin takeaway bags that rip the moment you try to get into it, spilling your fries everywhere...plus you can't put the trash back into it and throw it away neatly so I like to just drive by and throw it in their parking lot
-Single ply toilet paper at public restrooms..for fucks sake...not only does it rip with the slightest effort but they also lock it away in those damn burglar proof toilet paper roll holders that make it twice as hard to get to..are they afraid someone is going to steal their shitty ass toilet paper? I like to use 3x as much as I need and then rip the holder off the wall for good measure...cheap bastards
SEND THEM A CLEAR MESSAGE BY LEAVING AN "UPPER DECKER"
-The front bumper on my Impala has a huge gash in it..from what do you ask? A fucking STICK...not a metal rod, not a crowbar or an arrow, but a fucking stick...as in I parked too close to a pile of tree limbs and one of them caught and snagged and ripped a hole IN MY FUCKING CAR...piece..of...shit
I also hate tools and electronics items that come in impossible to open plastic containers...you have to have a god damned machete to break into those mother fuckers (which really sucks if you are just buying a machete that is in one!)
IF YOU DON'T ALREADY, JUST WAIT TIL YOU HAVE KIDS. THE PACKAGING ON ALL TOYS ARE LIKE FORT KNOX. I KEEP PLIERS, WIRE CUTTERS & SCREW DRIVERS BY MY SIDE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.
People that says "doctors" when they have to go to the "doctor"...its not plural dumbass, you aren't going to more than one...oh you say its possessive (doctor's office)? well you don't say you are going to the "dentist's"...idiot
Interchanging "then" and "than"...I don't know what kinda accent ya'll talk with, but where I'm from these two words sound nothing alike and I have no idea how people manage to fuck it up so often while typing them...
People that stand on an escalator or the moving WALKways at the airport...there is no greater form of laziness...if you don't have a 50 pound bag in tow, your ass better be walking up that fucking thing or you will get my size 15 boot right up your derriere
Waiters that put lemon in your water without asking...I asked for a fucking water you jackwagon...if I had wanted a lemonade i would have ordered it...