T Nation

Things That Piss You Off


#141

LOLOLOLOLOLOL


#142

T-Nation trolls

bums, beggars..etc

People in boat shoes...fuck boat shoes...Do you own a yacht?

pastel colors

people who smile too often

Those child sized shopping carts in the market. Keep your lil cretins out of my way!

Incompetent people who ride on the coat-tails of other's handwork

feral cats

soft tissue injuries...


#143

The fact that all the weird people in my town seem attracted to me. In the last week alone I've had:

-Some old guy scream at me (or maybe just screaming) as he passed me on his bike.
-Some 50kg kid obviously try to steal a bike in front of me and then give me the "fuck you" stare.
-Some weird 45-ish woman dressed in a ganguro style ( http://www.google.com/search?q=ganguro&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1390&bih=583 ) ask me a question and then scream, "You don't know anything, do you." when she realized I'm not Japanese. I was also annoyed that she just kept repeating, "amazing, amazing" after I answered her question anyway. (this actually happened outside my little town, so perhaps it's not a perfect fit)

-Some guy with crazy, crazy eyes giving me the staredown.
-Some guy wearing a helmet and carrying what appears to be all his worldly possessions saying hello to me.
-Some guy (Japanese) at the "dollar store" try to speak to me in German.

Also, earlier this month:
-some dude riding a moped slowed down as he passed me and screamed at me in English, "HERRO, HERRO!"
-Some guy try to run after me to give me a bag of chips...I tried ignoring him and he followed me for a good while.

That's all I can think of now... but this shit is starting to piss me off.


#144

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?


#145

I hate when people ask you how to lose fat/build muscle, but then responds with "BUT i dont want to get big like you." I heard that 4x the other day. You dont eat 8oz of chicken one night and wake up 260lbs the next day, i WILL CHOKE YOU!


#146

^ Note the automatic mistaking of my use of the word "tard" which was actually meant to be short for tardy (slow/late) for retard. Do we really need to automatically default to the mentally hadicapped? This has got to stop.


#147

If you hate it so much, why do you live there?


#148

Digger, don't make me unleash Mojo on you. That goes for you too Apollo.

LOL ya big bunch of Pepsi-sniffers. - That's the ultimate insult BTW.


#149

Self righteous PC people.

Oh sorry PP,didnt' see you there. . .


#150

Is not...

We all know that the ultimate slur is "Canadian"


#151


Arrrggghhh! Not my favorite Canadian too! :slightly_smiling:
And why do I get the feeling this has turned into a tag-team type 'o deal?
Is that you on the right Stu?
I know the bicep has atrophied a 'lil but that pic is just making me sad.
Digger does know how to rock the red briefs though. Nice!


#152

Bringing this thread back on track -

Going to use a public restroom and seeing 30 women in the queue outside the door, while the men's room has exactly zero people in line.


#153

I'd tag team you anytime. :wink:


#154

One of the perks of being a man.

---Joke break---

Adam and Eve talk to God after creation. God tells them that he has 2 attributes he will bestow on them. One for the each of them. He reveals the first one: the ability to pee standing up. Adam jumps at this. "PLEASE GOD! give that to me! That'll be so handy!". Granted! Next attribute to Eve: Multiple orgasms.

---End Joke break---


#155

^^ Pfft I've never been with a single woman that could orgasm multiple times...let alone once some times! So yeah, your joke is wicked flawed!!!


#156

people with hats on anytime of the year. Especially hipsters who wear wool hats in the summer.

Drawn on eyebrows/tattooed on eyebrows

How the fatter some chicks get the smaller the cloths they buy.

Dry steak

Never seen my abs aka lifetime fatty


#157

Have you considered trying a smaller shirt?


#158

^^ You're just lousy in bed. :stuck_out_tongue:

Brag warning

BTW, I've brought numerous women multiple O's on a regular basis. My wife cums (on average) 3 to 4 times to each of the times that I do.

So yeah, You're wicked flawed!!! :stuck_out_tongue:


#159

Draft dodgers and those who mock the military.


#160

New Think I Hate: postholedigger and his awesome skills at giving women the sex...