Things That Piss You Off

I had a bet with @dchris that I could fit into my leather belt by the end of the transformation challenge or I had to donate $500 to the DNC. Well, I fit my fat nasty body into that leather belt with a week to spare!!

You can see the sight in my log and it’s a sight to behold…

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It certainly is!

That’s more like bondage gear than a waists trainer though.

Which is cool. I’m not judgin.

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People who just don’t accept facts… also the incorrect usage of the word fact.

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Nice, but if this thread goes to shit now it’s on you!

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It’s a risk I was willing to take.

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What was his end of the bet?

It was the same $500 bucks I just don’t remember what he was supposed to do.

So that’s what the bet was! I thought it was just a straight up weight loss contest. That’s brilliant.

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Ya, man. This last month has been stressful, lol.

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Noice!!! But errr not to be the asshole who spoils the party or anything but a week to spare would be more than enough time for me to undo that good work haha

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Add soaps to that list, please.

Like the little soaps in the shape of a shell. Or a rose. Or a seahorse.

“WHY PUT THE SOAP AND TOWELS OUT IF IM NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THEM?!?!?!”

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The best way to ask this question without the awkwardness of asking outright is to leave a pubic hair on the soap.

Perhaps curled in the shape of a question mark?

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Speaking of (towels, not pubic hair): Got yelled at again tonight for drying my hands on a dish towel.

Were they CLEAN hands?

Yikes! There are some thing that you are never safe admitting to…

I don’t know if you mean this literally or metaphorically, but the answer is yes either way.

Last night my GF whispered in my ear that she wanted me to drive her crazy. So after sex, I wiped my dick on the good towels.

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Lmao! I do that every time.

F the towels. I just wipe em on my pants.

It took me a while to realise that you are probably replying to @EyeDentist.

I thought this was in response to @Dr_Pangloss:

All I could think was: how many dicks do you have?

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