Things That Piss You Off

UNA campus police.

UNO Police.

You accidentally draw 3 instead of 4 and you’re labeled for life. Motherfuckers

The police.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Stan Darsh wrote:
When older people wear pants below their ass BUT have a belt on and wear extra long shirts.<-especially black dikes.

THE PRAISE JESUS PEOPLE on the L train in the mornin. OHHHH LORDDDD SAVE THESE SINNERS blah blah blah
Fuck religion. If i wanted to here copious amounts of bullshit i would go to church. Dont need that shit on the subway.

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You need some Jesus.[/quote]

I am so tempted to say “Yes, I do. He needs to come and mow my lawn and make me a tortilla.”

But I won’t. That would be rude.

(BTW: If you are going to worship the guy, the carpenter’s name from Nazarath was (is for Christians) “Yeshua,” as in “Joshua.” Theology aside, get the name right.) [/quote]

Yes, when I speak Aramaic or Hebrew I say Yeshua. Otherwise, it’s Jesus in English or Hey Zeus in Spanish.[/quote]


 AWWW BOB SAGET

The taste of OJ after brushing my teeth.

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:
The police.[/quote]

My problem isn’t with them as a whole but Stew Copeland can suckit.

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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
The police.[/quote]

My problem isn’t with them as a whole but Stew Copeland can suckit.[/quote]

My problem with them all started when NWA told me “Fuck the Police”.
Or perhaps it started with the onset of my raging public nuisance alcoholism.

MC Ren was a convincing dude

[quote]jumpman2365 wrote:
The taste of OJ after brushing my teeth.[/quote]

Isn’t he still in jail?

yukyukyuk

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All the stupid nicknames for weights at the gym
 And the people who use them

Recording all my awesome training, complete with witty commentary
 and having it disappear when I hit submit.
I so T-hate that!

Oh, and adults who use the term “retard” to describe stupid people. Just say dumb-ass, it’s a lot less offensive.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
OMG the FRAKKING Price of GAS. $4.19!!![/quote]

It’s the equivalent of nearly $11 a gallon here (our gallons are also bigger than your gallons, don’t ask me why)

[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:

[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
people who piss on the seats at public restrooms.

people who talk on there cellphones in theaters.

clowns.

the shitty pop music at my gym.

how much the price of milk has went up.

the shitty schizophrenic Alabama weather.[/quote]

People using the wrong word for [their, there, they’re], and [to,too, and two].[/quote]

I hate that to.

[quote]biglifter wrote:

[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:

[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
people who piss on the seats at public restrooms.

people who talk on there cellphones in theaters.

clowns.

the shitty pop music at my gym.

how much the price of milk has went up.

the shitty schizophrenic Alabama weather.[/quote]

People using the wrong word for [their, there, they’re], and [to,too, and two].[/quote]

I hate that to.[/quote]
Your a idiot.

CD cases
stupid things are basically made to break on sight.

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Back in the early 90s we had this commercial for life insurance in Canada
you only need to watch the first 15 seconds to tell me what’s wrong with it.

When driving on the highway and striving to maintain a safe following distance, and some idiot passes and quickly gets in front of me.

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When me and Lorenzo are chillin’ in the Benzo and the fuzz pull us over for having a little bit bit of gold and a pager


[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
When me and Lorenzo are chillin’ in the Benzo and the fuzz pull us over for having a little bit bit of gold and a pager
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Lyrics from that new fangled hippity hop music
I know a man of your distinguished nature and age wouldn’t understand :wink: