Things That Piss You Off

[quote]John S. wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
“People that are intolerant of other people’s cultures…
And the dutch!”[/quote]

You mother fucker.[/quote]

I wonder if he did that on purpose or not.

My probem is people that act like rude idiots once they leave the house and act like strangers that they pass on the street aren’t human.
I’m looking at you, Asia!

That there is agreement in the world that everything worth doing has to happen early in the morning. There’s just no respect for people who have different biorythms. I call it biorythism. It’s a form of racism against people who like to sleep in.

Right now
It’s not the actual walking to the gym in the rain at 4:30 am
It’s the smart ass comments my dad makes about my walking to the gym through the rain at 4:30 am.
My dad is an asshole
and he loves to leak his shitty opinion all over you.
My Dad pisses me off.

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Not sleeping enough, i guess that’s universal.

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[quote]John S. wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
“People that are intolerant of other people’s cultures…
And the dutch!”[/quote]

You mother fucker.[/quote]

I’m almost 125% sure that he just quoted Austin Powers’ dad in Goldmember , so it’s ok lol

[quote]ashylarryku wrote:

[quote]John S. wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
“People that are intolerant of other people’s cultures…
And the dutch!”[/quote]

You mother fucker.[/quote]

I’m almost 125% sure that he just quoted Austin Powers’ dad in Goldmember , so it’s ok lol[/quote]
You missed the part where John S. posted the exact same quote on page 1…that
s what it was about.
C’mon, do you think anyone would really get angry at making fun of the Dutch?!?

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]ashylarryku wrote:

[quote]John S. wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
“People that are intolerant of other people’s cultures…
And the dutch!”[/quote]

You mother fucker.[/quote]

I’m almost 125% sure that he just quoted Austin Powers’ dad in Goldmember , so it’s ok lol[/quote]
You missed the part where John S. posted the exact same quote on page 1…that
s what it was about.
C’mon, do you think anyone would really get angry at making fun of the Dutch?!?[/quote]

To yo Sir I present The Dutch Army

People who pronounce “picture” as PITCHER. (“Can I take a pitcher of you?”)

People who pronounce the “… ing” sound as EEN. (“I was talkeen to my dad today.”)

People who mess up the “should’ve” contraction. (“I should of left a message.”)

People who pronounce “nuclear” as NUCULAR.

The annoying way that Brits, Aussies, New Yorkers, and Bostonians verbally add an R sound the word preceding another, (when the former word ends in a vowel and the latter word begins in a vowel).

[quote]John S. wrote:
People who are intolerant of other peoples culture’s.

And the Dutch.[/quote]

I came into this thread to post this exact thing, touche to you sir.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]ashylarryku wrote:

[quote]John S. wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
“People that are intolerant of other people’s cultures…
And the dutch!”[/quote]

You mother fucker.[/quote]

I’m almost 125% sure that he just quoted Austin Powers’ dad in Goldmember , so it’s ok lol[/quote]
You missed the part where John S. posted the exact same quote on page 1…that
s what it was about.
C’mon, do you think anyone would really get angry at making fun of the Dutch?!?[/quote]

Haha yep, i did miss that. My bad =(

Stickers on fruit.

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Old people.

[quote]Stern wrote:
Old people.[/quote]

Butter in the fridge.

Trying to open the fucking NetFlix envelope without tearing it, since that’s your ONLY way to return it.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
Old people.[/quote]
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That is what I see when I see old people. Whether they’re just standing there in the middle of the aisle/pavement/hall, unmoving, or stepping in briskly to cut you up in the queue - evil, undead, mind-fucking reminders of why I want to throw myself off of a mountaintop at the first sign of incontinence.

BASE jumping, in a spray of golden wonder.

people who dont cover there mouth when they cough or sneeze. evil fucks that they are.

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[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
people who dont cover there mouth when they cough or sneeze. evil fucks that they are.

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Can we add those idiots who don’t wash hands after taking a dump?

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[quote]saveski wrote:

  • shitheads who tail-gate me
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Oh…that was YOU?

sorry.

get outta the fast lane Dickhead.

I meant, sorry.

People who come into the store with a problem with their phone I ask for their number and they say “I don’t know I don’t call myself” and smile like I haven’t heard that fifteen times today and the last asshole who was in front of them saying the same thing.