I think it relates to some half-baked article or news story they read/heard
âKids that listen to Mozart in the womb get 10% boost in IQâ - Dumb magazine
Iâm so FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW!
I chartered a boat off the coast of Phuket. Figured one day in water would be fun.
I have no idea. I couldnât pronounce them if I did.
Ya, I could have directly behind where I took that photo, but I had a speed boat to myself. So, we could go anywhere.
I believe that photo was Koh Hong. The only island I do recall, because itâs super popular and I kept calling it King Kong.
I got some advice of a diver when I was in the Gili islands surrounding indonesia for a fair while
Basically apply a film of vasoline over the top of sunscreen
The stingers will just rub over you
Dived for days on end for hours through some pretty large clusters and never got stung once
I recently found that setting them a task is a good way to shut them up.
âInteresting. Can you send me a photo of where I should be sitting when I read?â
âNo, no. Donât describe it, Iâll never remember. Send a photoâ
Youâre an accountant. Thatâs the default setting isnât it?
True, but this time of year is particularly brutal.
I think the locals would start to wonder what kind of kinky shit Iâm into if I buy a gallon of Vaseline.
On an island in Thailand? They would not so much as raise an eyebrowâŠ
Just say youâre Elton Johnâs personal shopper
Thatâs a strategy I found very successful during my term as our PL association president. Tons of people would approach me with all their ideas about making things better. Iâd just ask them to put together a plan and a recommendation regarding how they would execute the idea. I never even had to point out the idea was stupid - if it was. Just requiring work from them smothered most of those in their infancy.
Some ideas came to fruition because they were solid and people did the work.
She marketed herself wisely apparently ⊠fuuuuuuuuuuuu
Note to self, act like spoiled brat to become instafamous â Cash $$$
Well, sheâs just a spoiled brat who was lucky/ballsy enough to punk Dr. Phil on his own showâŠthey say luck is the intersection of preparation and opportunity ⊠she prepared herself to be a piece of garbage and had the opportunity to be on Dr. Phil - boom 900k later sheâll be dead in 5 years from an OD
The number is the part I donât get. How did the number get to $900k.
Did an exec at the company approach her with that number thinking that she wouldnât accept less, or did she really say $500k? Nah fuck that, I can do better?
At no point, in any hypothetical mental negotiation, am I turning down contracts worth even half that.
Clearly it pays to have that much self belief I guess.
First she was a meme then she became a rapper tf
It would seem McDonaldâs is now the only place that doesnât give you medium/medium rare burgers by default.
Okay, if you are Gordan friggin Ramsay, you can serve me up a medium rare burger. If youâre just some burger joint, dont shit the bed when I send the burger back.
I have zero idea if your cook knows what heâs doing or if he went out for a cigarette and forgot what had been cooking.
I didnât know whether to post this in the âthings that make you chuckleâ or âthings that piss you offâ thread, but here goes.
Iâm getting over some kind of respiratory, flu-like shit which my gf (who I live with) seems to have caught. She 1) has a chronic illness which may increase the severity of whatever she catches, and 2) works with populations that have the same chronic illness and she works with pregnant women.
My gf brought home surgical masks and said that from now on if I get sick Iâm to wear a surgical mask at home. And the kids, too.
Half of me thinks this is a reasonable request because I donât want her to get sick nor do I want her patients to get sick and the other half of me is thinking, âyou have got to be fâin kidding meâŠâ
And Iâm not sure which half Iâm going to go with yet.