R Kelly Gayle King interview remix
So two weeks ago I was roughly 224 lbs. Then I got bronchitis and basically didnāt eat or train for a week and a half. Get back on the scale Tuesday in the AMā¦ then this nonsense insued.
Tuesday: 235 lbs. āwtf happened? Oh well, time to get back at it.ā
Wednesday: 224 lbs. "Ummm. Okay, thatās better. Water weight? Did I eat too much salt? Oh well, just need to keep grinding.
Thursday: 205 lbs. āWtf scale?ā Measured my waist, maybe down .5" since before the bronchitis soā¦
There are a few possibilities here.
- I need a new scale. This one is broken
- Someone turned down the difficulty settings under the fat loss tab in my pause menu to āeasy modeā.
- Iāve discovered the holy grail of fat loss and I need to make a Billy Maize style infomercial and write an E-book. āLose 30 lbs in 2 days!ā
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Thatās hilarious.
Unless you crapped and pissed out 30# worth, I 'd check the scale.
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I havenāt pooped in days ā¦ Iām operating at 100% efficiency
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When folks post stupid stuff to their social media and are friends with their bosses/coworkers and then are surprised when their boss and coworkers know they skipped out on work to party, or travel, or whatever it is.
Or the classic, āIām going to post this controversial topic, statement, opinion, meme, but Iām not here for comments, so listen to my opinion, but keep yours off of my āpersonalā space.ā and then someone comes in like a wrecking ball.
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I enjoy the people who have an opinion on everything.
āMinister in Libya stubbs toe.ā Joe will definitely have to something to say about thisā¦yup, good olā Joe always delivers.
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Hahahaha! Wow.
Wifey and I attended an interview with the school about our son.
In this interview, my wifeās head exploded and she said some pretty silly things.
Afterwards, she told me that she thought it was ābetter to be realā than to tell people what they wanted to hear.
I made the point that if you want people to do something then itās easier to tell them what they wanted to hear.
She then said that wasnāt true and that, for example, she wasnāt like that. I then proceeded to tell her that she was indeed like that and I gave her several examples where she demonstrated this.
Apparently, she didnāt appreciate my observation. She also didnāt appreciate the irony that she didnāt like to hear people say that she likes to hear people say what she wants to hear.
She also didnāt appreciate that I did enjoy this ironyā¦
ā¦ it was a tough day lol
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ā¦are you me? ā¦or am I you?
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How are you two still married? Even I, with my abysmal lack of social awareness, know that some observations should be left unspoken to the S.O. Of course, it did take me 2 divorces to learn that, and my current wife gives as few fucks as I do, so maybe I never really did learn itā¦
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I swear, my wifeās subconscious loves to try and trap me in these types of moments. The other day she complained for like 15 minutes about how sheās tired of people complainingā¦ Then sheās like ādo I complainā.
Iām like:
(If you havenāt sene the above sketch fix yourself - Key and Peele āI said bitchā)
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The correct answer: change the subject.
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āNo more than the bitter shrews youāve been complaining about for the past 15 minutes.ā
*ducks
Disclaimer: Weāre a weird couple, donāt try this at home.
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When my partner is in a bad mood she moans a lot. About every thing. This can last half a day or more. After a while I hit a limit and just walk away whilst she is mid-rant.
Her- āare you listening? ā
Me -ā no, I canāt take anymore of you whinging voice. "
How bad a mood sheās in will determine how badly this turn out.
Oh man, @boyce79. I actually had to click on your profile pic to see what a man looks like who says this kind of thing aloud.
I see that youāre a dog, lol.
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Itās my amazing sexual prowessā¦
ā¦ which one day, I hope to use again.
But really, for the most part, I behave but every now and again I canāt help myself lol
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Hilarious!!
Mine is the same way, good thing that you and I have this shit dialedā¦
wait, you dont think that our wives think the same about us, do you?
shit~