Things That Make You Chuckle

This, 1000%.

I’ll pretend to hit on those guys so they know what it feels like.

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Ahh, Fake masculinity -my favorite.

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I also love employing this.

The sad thing is one of them is a well-known business owner in the area. He is wealthy, but a complete sleezy dbag. He is putting another one of his restaurants in the building behind ours. He wanted to get in the building I own that the particular store is in he did this, but I would rather have it empty for eternity.

He is just lucky I am not who I was 10+ years ago. I do think he got the message though this time. If not, it is not going to end well for him business wise.

We have some very pretty women (girls / kids to me) that work for us in the 18 to early 20’s range. My wife is also often in there (it is her newest store). He is lucky she was not there that day on multiple fronts.

I really don’t understand what they think is going to come from their actions? Do they think these women are just going to gush and want to be with them? Lmao.

What’s still together after all the sh*t they’ve been through? Your butt cheeks.

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Love this show.

I wanna rock and roll all night and part of every day.

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Funniest take imo on Mike O’Hearn’s duck eggs “nutrition secret”:

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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband
That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?
Why should it?
answered her spouse. I keep telling them it’s for you.

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I’ll let you guess which I am…

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Unfortunate historical/linguistic turn of events…

There is nothing More Comfortable Then Sleeping
When Someone Gets Ready For Work

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: too funny!

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