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What’s the difference between outlaws and inlaws?

Outlaws are Wanted.

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Also, everyone to a person that I work with who I notified I was going on paternity leave (clients, consultants, coworkers) all said some variation of “you’ll be so bored, and won’t be able to wait to come back to work”… Except the grizzled, crusty, old site superintendent I’m close with who got all excited telling me about the fun stuff he did with his 3 kids each time he went on paternity leave 30years ago.

Just funny how, out of everyone, that’s the guy who was most gungho positive about it haha.

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:thinking: Hmmm…

That’s why the guy hates work. Would have rather spent it with his children.

Who wouldn’t?

If I could earn the same money I earn now by sitting home playing Lego with my little monsters, it’s an easy choice.

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I can’t believe we have a whole thread dedicated to MMF and no @HolyMacaroni .

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Synthol 100%. Those tris aren’t natural.

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Orange ASMR:

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A post from the Darden forum re a fellow trainees examples of metabolic conditioning:

“Don’t you have your own post to highlight all your narcissistic habits without having to bore us with it?”

And the response:

“Do you really mean to employ narcissism as a derogatory word on a forum inhabited by people interested in making their muscles bigger?”

:laughing:

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This showed up in my “things you might like” section on amazon:

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You CAN actually look like you train with it… :laughing:

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