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Things That Have to be Googled

  1. Jamilya Damon
  1. Shay Maria

  2. Goatse

[quote]SSC wrote:
2. Shay Maria

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Googled her and this was in one of the hits;

"Here at theCHIVE, we celebrate real beauty, it’s our trademark. We think it’s fantastic when beautiful women get dressed up (or down) for a professional photo shoot, but what happens after the shoot leaves a sour taste in our mouth. - Professional digital artists take something that’s already beautiful and create something alien, unattainable, and completely fake. Women are tired of trying to live up to impossible standards and men are tired of looking at something they know isn’t real.

While we turned up lighting levels on a few dark photos, not one pixel on Shay Maria today has been photoshopped (we’ll gladly send the raw files to anybody who doesn’t believe it). What you see is simply the artistic synergy that happens between the very talented model, Shay Maria, and bebe clothing photographer, Cavan Clark.

It’s time to draw a line in the sand and prove that women don’t need photoshop to be beautiful.

In the coming months, we’ll be bringing you photos of some of your favorite Chivettes as they are, without the aid of photoshop. Now, when Chivettes submit photos to theCHIVE, they may find themselves flying to Venice Beach to be apart of our CHIVE calendar or other modeling shoots. Finally, We’d like to thank the elusive and enchanting Shay Maria for doing this. It takes courage to put yourself out there like this and she brought an infectious energy level to the shoot. Without her, none of this is possible. Now let’s get to something we can all get behind, hot chicks."

Was the person who wrote this high?

Thats like taking a Ferrari out at night and acting all surprised when people stare at it. Has the guy even seen what a lot of women look like?

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
2. Shay Maria

[/quote]

Googled her and this was in one of the hits;

"Here at theCHIVE, we celebrate real beauty, it’s our trademark. We think it’s fantastic when beautiful women get dressed up (or down) for a professional photo shoot, but what happens after the shoot leaves a sour taste in our mouth. - Professional digital artists take something that’s already beautiful and create something alien, unattainable, and completely fake. Women are tired of trying to live up to impossible standards and men are tired of looking at something they know isn’t real.

While we turned up lighting levels on a few dark photos, not one pixel on Shay Maria today has been photoshopped (we’ll gladly send the raw files to anybody who doesn’t believe it). What you see is simply the artistic synergy that happens between the very talented model, Shay Maria, and bebe clothing photographer, Cavan Clark.

It’s time to draw a line in the sand and prove that women don’t need photoshop to be beautiful.

In the coming months, we’ll be bringing you photos of some of your favorite Chivettes as they are, without the aid of photoshop. Now, when Chivettes submit photos to theCHIVE, they may find themselves flying to Venice Beach to be apart of our CHIVE calendar or other modeling shoots. Finally, We’d like to thank the elusive and enchanting Shay Maria for doing this. It takes courage to put yourself out there like this and she brought an infectious energy level to the shoot. Without her, none of this is possible. Now let’s get to something we can all get behind, hot chicks."

Was the person who wrote this high?

Thats like taking a Ferrari out at night and acting all surprised when people stare at it. Has the guy even seen what a lot of women look like?[/quote]

wut.

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
2. Shay Maria

[/quote]

Googled her and this was in one of the hits;

"Here at theCHIVE, we celebrate real beauty, it’s our trademark. We think it’s fantastic when beautiful women get dressed up (or down) for a professional photo shoot, but what happens after the shoot leaves a sour taste in our mouth. - Professional digital artists take something that’s already beautiful and create something alien, unattainable, and completely fake. Women are tired of trying to live up to impossible standards and men are tired of looking at something they know isn’t real.

While we turned up lighting levels on a few dark photos, not one pixel on Shay Maria today has been photoshopped (we’ll gladly send the raw files to anybody who doesn’t believe it). What you see is simply the artistic synergy that happens between the very talented model, Shay Maria, and bebe clothing photographer, Cavan Clark.

It’s time to draw a line in the sand and prove that women don’t need photoshop to be beautiful.

In the coming months, we’ll be bringing you photos of some of your favorite Chivettes as they are, without the aid of photoshop. Now, when Chivettes submit photos to theCHIVE, they may find themselves flying to Venice Beach to be apart of our CHIVE calendar or other modeling shoots. Finally, We’d like to thank the elusive and enchanting Shay Maria for doing this. It takes courage to put yourself out there like this and she brought an infectious energy level to the shoot. Without her, none of this is possible. Now let’s get to something we can all get behind, hot chicks."

Was the person who wrote this high?

Thats like taking a Ferrari out at night and acting all surprised when people stare at it. Has the guy even seen what a lot of women look like?[/quote]

Didn’t you know Car and Driver just make up statistics and specs about the Ferrari so they look better on paper?

But seriously, less talking, more Shay Maria.

http://www.whatgeekslike.com/storage/shay%20maria.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1285035493294

http://thehundreds.com/meow/files/2010/09/shay7.jpg

G.O.A.T and your M.O.M Quack Like a Duck

[quote]SSC wrote:
But seriously, less talking, more Shay Maria.

http://thehundreds.com/meow/files/2010/09/shay7.jpg

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/114/1149290/shay-maria-20110211045827325-000.jpg[/quote]

So pretty it hurts.

“naked slut”

[quote]SSC wrote:
2. Shay Maria

  1. Goatse[/quote]

Haha! Sneaky.

[quote]SSC wrote:
2. Shay Maria

  1. Goatse[/quote]

I believe #3 is better classified with Lemonparty and a some of the “2 _____ 1 _____” videos under Things That Must Never Be Googled.

Blue waffle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded

[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
Blue waffle. [/quote]

Sweet fucking jesus i wish i didnt do that…

Unicorn Guy. You won’t be disappointed.

NSFW, obv

lemonparty.org

tubgirl

meatspin

www.specialfriedrice.net/

www.hai2u.com/

Ramona Valerie
Nathalia Melo

Oh I thought the thread was “Things that you had to Google”. As in “I had to Google it because I had no idea what it was”.

Yeah, blue waffle was not meant for this thread.

EDIT: For the record I thought a street sign driving home said “Bitch Ave”. I have a reading comprehension issue.

Glass ass

Oh, add “tits” to every Google search. It just makes the search THAT much better.