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Things That Are Difficult to Say Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Innovative
  2. Preliminary
  3. Proliferation
  4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Specificity
  2. Anti-constitut iona listically
  3. Passive-aggressive disorder
  4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. No thanks, I’m married.
  2. Nope, no more booze for me!
  3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
  5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
  8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
  9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
  10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Please feel fre to add your own

trying to sing along to that damn I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T song.

ftw.

B-4-3-T-!-K-N-T

[quote]Electric_E wrote:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Innovative
  2. Preliminary
  3. Proliferation
  4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Specificity
  2. Anti-constitut iona listically
  3. Passive-aggressive disorder
  4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. No thanks, I’m married.
  2. Nope, no more booze for me!
  3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
  5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
  8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
  9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
  10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Please feel fre to add your own

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SIDE NOTE=DONER KABOBS KICK SERIOUS ASS

[quote]matathedestroyer wrote:

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.

SIDE NOTE=DONER KABOBS KICK SERIOUS ASS[/quote]

This couldn’t be more true. BTW, what does Doner mean? I ate it at lot in Belgium, but never really quite knew.

I can’t say the first 4 sober.

[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
matathedestroyer wrote:

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.

SIDE NOTE=DONER KABOBS KICK SERIOUS ASS

This couldn’t be more true. BTW, what does Doner mean? I ate it at lot in Belgium, but never really quite knew.[/quote]

That is the creepiest avatar I have ever seen.

Wow… and here I thought the problem was folks who won’t shut up when drunk.

Listening is difficult when the other person is drunk.

Friends don’t let friends drink and dial, or IM, or email, or text.

lol ill make sure to remember this for this weekend and ill get back to you after uncle jaeger has visited. Im sure ill run across some interesting things

[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
matathedestroyer wrote:

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.

SIDE NOTE=DONER KABOBS KICK SERIOUS ASS

This couldn’t be more true. BTW, what does Doner mean? I ate it at lot in Belgium, but never really quite knew.[/quote]

Doner translates almost directly as “German Shepherd”.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

Wow… and here I thought the problem was folks who won’t shut up when drunk.

Listening is difficult when the other person is drunk.

Friends don’t let friends drink and dial, or IM, or email, or text.[/quote]

Or post naked pictures in public forums.

i thought doner was latin for great tasty deliciousness.

[quote]Christine wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

Wow… and here I thought the problem was folks who won’t shut up when drunk.

Listening is difficult when the other person is drunk.

Friends don’t let friends drink and dial, or IM, or email, or text.

Or post naked pictures in public forums.[/quote]

I wasn’t drunk! Tell us the story behind your barbeque photos!