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Things I Can't Prove, But Believe


#121

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Do smurfs poop or do we know? Papa Smurf has fingers. Until you prove smurfs don’t have assholes, this is bullshit conjecture.[/quote]

A smurf’s smurf is smurf and smurf’s like smurf and if you smurf your smurf in another smurf’s smurf, you will get smurfed.[/quote]

This is an awesome post.[/quote]

I try my best.[/quote]
Your smurf knowledge is certainly something else.

I believe Dr. Matt is a major nerd. Not in a mean way.


#122

-If tall lifters dropped back squats from their routine entirely, and replaced them with front squats, they’d see a hell of a lot better leg development…

-Mega-dosing Fish Oil is not necessary…

-Mega-dosing BCAA is not necessary…

-Lululemon athletic pants on shapely female asses, thighs and legs are a gift from God. Lululemon pants on dumpy, wide-load chicks are a scourge from Satan. Lululemon attire on males is just gay…

-The “eat whole food, brah” movement is way overdone. Can someone please explain to me how eating an actual chicken breast is superior to a blend of whey concentrate, isolate, egg protein and micellar casein? (this doesn’t apply to vegetables…eat your veggies!)

-There is a direct correlation between increasing age and length of time spent naked in the men’s change room…


#123

[quote]americaninsweden wrote:
I believe God doesn’t exist or is very deistic in nature. Otherwise, why the fuck would chicken pox exist?

PS 23 and I currently have chicken pox.[/quote]

The gods exist! The problem is they’re all batshit crazy.

Besides, everyone knows chicken pox are caused by too much jerking off to midget porn.


#124

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:
I believe that the next student who has a research paper with “wikipedia” on the works cited page is going to fail my class for the semester.

I am seriously grading papers for my Intro to Quantum Mechanics class (a senior undergrad class) and out of 23 students, 14 of them have wikipedia as a source.[/quote]

Crush them like the worthless insects that they are.

Dead serious.

[/quote]

Oh, they understand now that laziness in their research methods is not tolerated at the level they are at now. That paper was worth 30% of their final grade, and only two got above a C, and I do not grade on a curve and never will.[/quote]

Good for you sir, I will never understand why a professor would want to use a curve and effectively push students through (aside from bureaucratic reasons). Either they work hard and learn the material or they take the course over. Maybe more young adults would be productive members of society if we didn’t coddle them for 20+ years.


#125

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Along with the three day split, high intensity cardio is best for rapid fat loss, steady state is king for maintenance.

Elipticals are inherently homosexual.

Overhand deads are the best

Rack pulls are worthless

Salmon, broccoli, sweet potato and a glass of milk with blueberries and cherries for dessert = ideal meal

Steak is more delicious than fish

Papa Smurf was a pedophile

Nothing significant will happen in regards to mayan calendar

[/quote]

The Mayan Calendar…

the date at which the even should occur has already passed right? their calendar is shorter than the Roman one, right?


#126

I believe it a tragedy that the apocalypse hasn’t happened already.


#127

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Along with the three day split, high intensity cardio is best for rapid fat loss, steady state is king for maintenance.

Elipticals are inherently homosexual.

Overhand deads are the best

Rack pulls are worthless

Salmon, broccoli, sweet potato and a glass of milk with blueberries and cherries for dessert = ideal meal

Steak is more delicious than fish

Papa Smurf was a pedophile

Nothing significant will happen in regards to mayan calendar

[/quote]

The Mayan Calendar…

the date at which the even should occur has already passed right? their calendar is shorter than the Roman one, right?[/quote]
I have no idea.


#128

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Along with the three day split, high intensity cardio is best for rapid fat loss, steady state is king for maintenance.

Elipticals are inherently homosexual.

Overhand deads are the best

Rack pulls are worthless

Salmon, broccoli, sweet potato and a glass of milk with blueberries and cherries for dessert = ideal meal

Steak is more delicious than fish

Papa Smurf was a pedophile

Nothing significant will happen in regards to mayan calendar

[/quote]

The Mayan Calendar…

the date at which the even should occur has already passed right? their calendar is shorter than the Roman one, right?[/quote]
I have no idea.[/quote]

The mayans believed that the planets will aline some time in december this year (which is true)

They also believed that A spiritual/dimensional planet will also align with us making it possible to see. They believed it brought us in line with the world of the Gods.

It is said that is where the Mayans disappeared too…

PS I think its December 21 or 22, cant remember. But the Mayans where dead on when the predicted it would happen thousands of years ago.

I believe the Mayans believed in that shit and we dont so it wont do much.

Possibly it will throw off out rotation around the sun and mess up the seasons (doubtful).

BUT i believe Dr.Matt will just nerd out and tell you the rest of the story which I was to careless to remember when I learned about this shit. haha


#129

[quote]Nards wrote:
What about the poor people that died just before Jesus came around and they go to hell and they get there and ask why and Satan tells them:
“Because you didn’t believe in Jesus”
They say “Sorry, Who?”
Satan replies “Jesus! He was born the year after you died.”
“Well wait a minute, that’s not exactly fair now is it?”
“Sorry…those are the rules.”
“Well just what is it about this guy Jesus anyway?”
“He was a guy who said we should all be nice to each other.”
“Well shit man that’s OK with me, sign me up or something will ya and get me out of here.”
[/quote]

Your forgetting about when jesus said that those who did not know him would be judged according to their prophets (directed towards the Jews who would be judged by Moses).

If you where born and never learned or heard about the word of Jesus you still would not go to hell for that. Those arnt the rules man, thats just not a sin at all.


#130

I believe that seated concentration curls are actually spider curls in disguise. A seated concentration curl doesn’t have a peak contraction like the standing variation, and when comparing them to spider curls, both involve the upper arm flush against a support with the entire arm hanging straight down.


#131

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#132

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#133

[quote]okage wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Along with the three day split, high intensity cardio is best for rapid fat loss, steady state is king for maintenance.

Elipticals are inherently homosexual.

Overhand deads are the best

Rack pulls are worthless

Salmon, broccoli, sweet potato and a glass of milk with blueberries and cherries for dessert = ideal meal

Steak is more delicious than fish

Papa Smurf was a pedophile

Nothing significant will happen in regards to mayan calendar

[/quote]

The Mayan Calendar…

the date at which the even should occur has already passed right? their calendar is shorter than the Roman one, right?[/quote]
I have no idea.[/quote]

The mayans believed that the planets will aline some time in december this year (which is true)

They also believed that A spiritual/dimensional planet will also align with us making it possible to see. They believed it brought us in line with the world of the Gods.

It is said that is where the Mayans disappeared too…

PS I think its December 21 or 22, cant remember. But the Mayans where dead on when the predicted it would happen thousands of years ago.

I believe the Mayans believed in that shit and we dont so it wont do much.

Possibly it will throw off out rotation around the sun and mess up the seasons (doubtful).
[/quote]

The Mayans didn’t disappear. Their civilization was decimated but they survived into the present day with much of their traditions and cultural identity intact:

http://www.criscenzo.com/jaguarsun/mayanow.html


#134

[quote]okage wrote:

BUT i believe Dr.Matt will just nerd out and tell you the rest of the story which I was to careless to remember when I learned about this shit. haha
[/quote]

I don’t nerd out about EVERYTHING. History and doomsday prophecies have never really interested me and this 2012 stuff kind of falls under both. Smurfs are much more interesting.


#135

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Do smurfs poop or do we know? Papa Smurf has fingers. Until you prove smurfs don’t have assholes, this is bullshit conjecture.[/quote]

A smurf’s smurf is smurf and smurf’s like smurf and if you smurf your smurf in another smurf’s smurf, you will get smurfed.[/quote]

This is an awesome post.[/quote]

I try my best.[/quote]
Your smurf knowledge is certainly something else.

I believe Dr. Matt is a major nerd. Not in a mean way.[/quote]

I am a physicist, being a giant nerd is an actual job requirement. I also have an encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars, play chess competitively, and own pocket protectors.


#136

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Do smurfs poop or do we know? Papa Smurf has fingers. Until you prove smurfs don’t have assholes, this is bullshit conjecture.[/quote]

A smurf’s smurf is smurf and smurf’s like smurf and if you smurf your smurf in another smurf’s smurf, you will get smurfed.[/quote]

This is an awesome post.[/quote]

I try my best.[/quote]
Your smurf knowledge is certainly something else.

I believe Dr. Matt is a major nerd. Not in a mean way.[/quote]

I am a physicist, being a giant nerd is an actual job requirement. I also have an encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars, play chess competitively, and own pocket protectors.[/quote]
I don’t know man, my grandpa was a physicist and wasn’t all that nerdy. I do remember lots of “magic tricks” though. And he would sit in a recliner and listen to classical music for hours. Quite the piano player himself. Hated TV though, you’d never catch him watching smurfs or star wars.

I still think papa smurf was a pedo, chemically castrated pedos are still pedos and so are genital free smurfs. That dude lusts for kids.


#137

I believe that a mini-Chewbacca would be the greatest pet EVER.


#138

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Do smurfs poop or do we know? Papa Smurf has fingers. Until you prove smurfs don’t have assholes, this is bullshit conjecture.[/quote]

A smurf’s smurf is smurf and smurf’s like smurf and if you smurf your smurf in another smurf’s smurf, you will get smurfed.[/quote]

This is an awesome post.[/quote]

I try my best.[/quote]
Your smurf knowledge is certainly something else.

I believe Dr. Matt is a major nerd. Not in a mean way.[/quote]

I am a physicist, being a giant nerd is an actual job requirement. I also have an encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars, play chess competitively, and own pocket protectors.[/quote]
I don’t know man, my grandpa was a physicist and wasn’t all that nerdy. I do remember lots of “magic tricks” though. And he would sit in a recliner and listen to classical music for hours. Quite the piano player himself. Hated TV though, you’d never catch him watching smurfs or star wars.

I still think papa smurf was a pedo, chemically castrated pedos are still pedos and so are genital free smurfs. That dude lusts for kids.[/quote]

Depending on how old he is, that may be his generation’s version of nerdy.


#139

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Do smurfs poop or do we know? Papa Smurf has fingers. Until you prove smurfs don’t have assholes, this is bullshit conjecture.[/quote]

A smurf’s smurf is smurf and smurf’s like smurf and if you smurf your smurf in another smurf’s smurf, you will get smurfed.[/quote]

This is an awesome post.[/quote]

I try my best.[/quote]
Your smurf knowledge is certainly something else.

I believe Dr. Matt is a major nerd. Not in a mean way.[/quote]

I am a physicist, being a giant nerd is an actual job requirement. I also have an encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars, play chess competitively, and own pocket protectors.[/quote]
I don’t know man, my grandpa was a physicist and wasn’t all that nerdy. I do remember lots of “magic tricks” though. And he would sit in a recliner and listen to classical music for hours. Quite the piano player himself. Hated TV though, you’d never catch him watching smurfs or star wars.

I still think papa smurf was a pedo, chemically castrated pedos are still pedos and so are genital free smurfs. That dude lusts for kids.[/quote]

Depending on how old he is, that may be his generation’s version of nerdy.
[/quote]
Possibly, although he was a WW2 vet and I bet General Patton knocked the nerd out of him. I suppose it could’ve just gone underground though.


#140

Hitting the keys on my keyboard harder makes the computer respond faster.