1.) I believe that if you let somebody cut in front of you in traffic and they don't give you the little "wave", it should be perfectly legal to get up underneath 'em, get 'em loose, and put 'em into the wall.
2.) I Believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
3.) I believe that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment.
4.) I believe you show me a three year old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking Coca-Cola out of a baby bottle, and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan.
5.) I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.
6.) I believe that the phrase "time in a bottle" refers to the amount of beer you can drink before last call.
7.) I believe that if you want to wear a thong, you should have to go through an application process.
8.) I believe that ignorance of the law is no excuse, and I'm quoting a New York City judge on this one.
9.) I believe the only thing worse than having diarrhea is trying to have it quietly in a public bathroom.
Ok... I believe I stole those.