Last night one of the guys in the gym was waiting on his wife to come pick him up, and she was running late so he used my phone to call her. No big deal.
I get home and no more than 30 minutes later my phone rings, I hear this gruff voice say “What are you doing?” “I’m pouring a glass of milk to go with my beans, how about you?” “What?! What are you talking about? Who is this?” “Uh, Joey.” “…Oh shit, that’s right. I used your phone to call my wife didn’t I? Uh, okay, well I’ll see you tomorrow.”
Apparently all he was thinking was that his wife was late picking him up and then there’s this unknown number on the phone and he got all worked up haha