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The Worst Song Ever

Or at least a scientific attempt to create such.

http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html

Accordions, Christmas jingles, harps, pan-flute bukkake and rapping arias. I smell a Top 40 single.

Haha, I was going to post this. I love

Ramadan, Ramadan
Lots of praying
without breakfast
let’s do all our shopping
at Walmart!

I caught myself tapping.

I hear worst songs on FM radio.

With my girlfriend I listened to the first 5 minutes of it this morning. We kinda liked it. But then again we like accordions, bagpipes, pipe organ, cowboy songs, political jingoism, and oompah-ing tubas.

I would listen to that on a loop all day long before I’d sit through a single Dave Matthews Band song.

Anyone who actually enjoys “all types of music,” (as most people like to say,) would actually enjoy the song.

It goes from jewish cowboy music to jewish rap/opera.

It’s still better than anything being hawked as Top 40 BillBoard music by corporate radio these days. That “shit” is has miles more originality than Beyonce Knowles could ever hope to dream of!

Sounds like something Zappa would do.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Sounds like something Zappa would do.[/quote]

I was thinking more Captain Beefheart.

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
I would listen to that on a loop all day long before I’d sit through a single Dave Matthews Band song.[/quote]

Ok, I hate them too, but the guy has his moments of genius.

[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
It’s still better than anything being hawked as Top 40 BillBoard music by corporate radio these days. That “shit” is has miles more originality than Beyonce Knowles could ever hope to dream of![/quote]

Couldn’t have said it any better. You can substitute Beyonce with:

Soulja Boy
Fall Out Boy / Panic at the Disco (same band)
Mylie Cyrus

To tell you the truth those are the only bands I can even name these days, I listen to the radio so little.

i think its safe to say that THIS is, in fact, the worst song ever.

[quote]masonator wrote:
i think its safe to say that THIS is, in fact, the worst song ever.

[/quote]

+1.

Unless it was meant to be bad, because in that case it’d be hilarious. It was funny, intentional or not.

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
I would listen to that on a loop all day long before I’d sit through a single Dave Matthews Band song.[/quote]

agreed.

[quote]masonator wrote:
i think its safe to say that THIS is, in fact, the worst song ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY [/quote]

LOL

[quote]masonator wrote:
i think its safe to say that THIS is, in fact, the worst song ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY [/quote]

WTF?!!! That was the gayest music ever. And his voice, wtf?!!!

Muskrat Love by America then Captain and Tennile

[quote]malonetd wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Sounds like something Zappa would do.

I was thinking more Captain Beefheart.[/quote]

Or Edgar Varese.

[quote]LUEshi wrote:
Or at least a scientific attempt to create such.

http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html

Accordions, Christmas jingles, harps, pan-flute bukkake and rapping arias. I smell a Top 40 single.[/quote]

The lady rapping reminded me of the chicken from parappa on playstation