Kid’s lucky he got anything at all. You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner fucking year at the old Bender house. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said hey smoke up Johnny![/quote]
We just got anthrax.
Yes, that’s right. They said it would make is tougher if it didn’t kill us so every year, we would sing Christmas Carols and then sit around in a circle, grab our “mystery bag”, open it and inhale deeply.
My sister got SARS one year.