The Worlds Largest Penis

See, the prevailing west wind grabs all the snow from B.C. , flies on through Manitoba, And craps all over Newfoundland



How’d you like this for a morning commute? Yeah, thought so.

Those poor damn Newfies.

You think that’s bad? I live in Miami. It got down to 53 last week, it was horrible!

Snow has been worse recently then in the past few years here in Nebraska.

My daughter’s car slid into the ditch off the interstate, then was not only covered by continual snow, but was covered by the snow movers. And the day after we finally got it back, my car was hit by a bus. The news says we are supposed to get as much as 8 inches more.

It is not as bad as Billy"s pix though…yet.

Lord Tunderen Jesus Billy Bye…Begod bye, be tat wuchu nowbe tinkin?

Da Rock not bein all snow fer shure.

Christ Billy, that is some kind of freaking snow, I feel better now (well as much better as a “man with no feet” moral can make me…).

I think all that snow also explains why the Newfies can’t speak the Kings English.

I am kidding my Newfie compatriots, just because you are Canada’s Hillbilly’s doesn’t mean I don’t love ya!

Of course it does mean that I want you to stay away from my daughters.


"“It’s snowing still,” said Eeyore gloomily. “So it is.” “And freezing.” “Is it?” “Yes,” said Eeyore. “However,” he said, brightening up a little, “we haven’t had an earthquake lately.”

~ A. A. Milne