There is no content to even understand from your post and DBC was just subjectively interpreting it. What you wrote is just prose and some cliche you read off the interwebz.
You have no clear premise and further fail to defend and come to any logical conclusions. It is a non argument.
Your post is nothing more than a series of strawmen, reeking of rhetorical and undefinable terms; re:
This is the most nonsensical sentence I have ever read...but points for grammar, punctuation, and proper spelling of multi-syllable words.