How my life has improved thanks to the Off Topic forum @ T-Mag:
As I sit here enjoying my freshly shorn testicles, preparing to coat them with a generous slathering of Gold Bond Medicated Powder, I decide to reflect upon the recent transpiring's of my favorite website. A site by the way that has supplanted Television as my 2-hour time killer each night. As such I fully expect that Network executives will be sending T.C and crew boxed organs from the local rendering plant accompanied by threatening letters to cease and desist his erosion of the existing audience base. After all, if I’m not going to watch “When Animals Attack” just who the hell is?
After I slather up I think I’ll “take care” of my new jeans, good thing I was able to save the money I would have otherwise spent on Better Homes and Gardens by picking up some free tips. Speaking of saving money, I don’t have to shell out the clams for that remedial masturbation class now, thank God. I can’t believe I was doing it so wrong all these years, of course now I have to find something to do with all these sock puppets and Banjos. It seems that casual sex is still “in” and has the approval of my T-Brethren, hey, I’m all for it too but after going from Genital warts to Bestiality to Darwin and on to Flame Wars about Canadian schools, I’m more confused than ever. Good thing I re-learned how to masturbate.
*Insert a segue here, any segue but try to make it clever please. I don’t want the word “Masturbate” to butt end up to the next sentence about Shugs. That’s just not right. *
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that….O.K, there IS )
And to top it off, I discover that Chris Shugart is my kind of guy with the publication of “Be the Hammer”. Is there anything more motivating than knowing your workout partner is armed?
I am pretty sure I saw some training stuff in there too. Maybe next week I’ll have some time to try it out.
“An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life”
~ Robert A. Heinlein