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The 'Wanted' Movie Pool

Movie Opens - June 27th
Ok so I suppose by now Most of us have seen the Trailers for Then new movie “Wanted” http://www.wantedmovie.com/
The pool is how long will it take for some chowder headed Teens or Pre-Teens to try the curve the bullet trick or the stop the bullet with a bullet trick and at the very least injures their “Homie”

1st Report of Injury - July 4th

1st report that this movie will completely SUCK total ass: NOW

Why you ask? Angelina Jolie. She’s the surefire, easiest way to ruin a movie.

Well as an actress her skills are questionable but to most chowder headed kids her movies make a huge deposit in the old spank bank.

No one is that stupid. It’d be like someone rolling around in Spiders hoping to get spider-powers.

No one is that stupid.

The comic is far far far superior to what the story line in this movie is supposed to be.

angelina jolie’s character in the book is also halle berry. Which I’d prefer to see (ala catwoman… which i can admit jerkin it to w/o any shame)

[quote]Beowolf wrote:

No one is that stupid.[/quote]

Famous last words…

[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
1st report that this movie will completely SUCK total ass: NOW

Why you ask? Angelina Jolie. She’s the surefire, easiest way to ruin a movie. [/quote]

This movie does look pretty bad, honestly. I think Angelina shooting guns in skimpy outfits might be the only thing that would draw me to it, and I doubt that will be enough to get me there considering the other options that are available in Summer cinema.

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
I think Angelina shooting guns in skimpy outfits might be the only thing that would draw me to it…[/quote]

THAT is the one thing that will repel me from it.

The only thing more annoying than Angelina Jolie is Brad Pitt.
Can you imagine how bad a movie in which they both star would be?

Oh… wait.
lol

My GF of all ppl said to me “This movie looks good”

Then I slaped her…no not really

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Beowolf wrote:

No one is that stupid.

Famous last words…[/quote]
Oh how soon we all forget things like kids laying on the highway because they saw it on the movie “The Program” I think it was like 4 or 5 got smacked by a car so they pulled that scene

[quote]RyanBrown0311 wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Beowolf wrote:

No one is that stupid.

Famous last words…
Oh how soon we all forget things like kids laying on the highway because they saw it on the movie “The Program” I think it was like 4 or 5 got smacked by a car so they pulled that scene
[/quote]

Honestly, crap like that, or some kids trying to ‘curve a bullet’ as was suggested in this thread, is just social darwinism at its finest.

The dumbest gazelles get eaten by lions. The dumbest kids get shot in the face by a friend trying to emulate a Hollywood movie. Oh well.

the comic was awesome…and completely not like the movie, which sucks

[quote]Beowolf wrote:
No one is that stupid. It’d be like someone rolling around in Spiders hoping to get spider-powers.

No one is that stupid.[/quote]

You sir, have too much faith in people…they are that stupid…remember the movie The Program a scene was taken out because morons were trying to copy it.

OP…it’ll happen opening weekend.

I tried it last night. The bullet didn’t curve around the TV so I don’t know when the movie is coming out.

[quote]Ren wrote:
the comic was awesome…and completely not like the movie, which sucks[/quote]

Quoted for truth. The simple fact that it came off as plausible to my perpetually childlike mind made the book perfect.

That and the

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was an awesome touch.

The league of assassins angle makes me angry.

So, when i see it, I’m keeping a frown on the whole time.

[quote]Vash wrote:
Ren wrote:
the comic was awesome…and completely not like the movie, which sucks

Quoted for truth. The simple fact that it came off as plausible to my perpetually childlike mind made the book perfect.

That and the

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was an awesome touch.

The league of assassins angle makes me angry.

So, when i see it, I’m keeping a frown on the whole time.[/quote]

yeah, same here.

On another note, i love ur avatar, berserk is so damn awesome