What if your beliefs are wrong? Stubborn ignorance = virtue?
What if what they “NEED” to hear has a negative effect on them and only causes a situation to worsen?
Should you hate being loved?
So if a guy won’t get out of your way, and you have no choice but to get into a physical confrontation, you should kill them?
How about using the amount of force as dictated by common sense?
So you can be some edgy fucking Fight Club worshipping, F150 owning (but not offroading or hauling), ‘frosted’ tips having, Natural Ice drinking piece of shit?
No thanks, I’m cool being an adult.
I would like to help you crash your car into a tree.
Famous last words.
I’m disrespecting you right now.
I’ll get right on it.
Sit Down and Shut Up
Where’s the lube?
Also famous last words.
Follow the leadership of blind men at your own risk.
Do compound movements before you do isolation movements.
Your squat max is only your squat max if you went to a true parallel.
Pull it before you can push it.
Life is short, so choose friends that you want to spend time with but be open to befriending new people.
Remember what David Mamet always said: Always tell the truth - it’s the easiest thing to remember.
Wireless Phone Headsets are for Bitches.
Don’t ever wear anything on your belt unless you’re a doctor on call or a an with a legit reason to carry a sidearm.
Don’t kick another man in the balls unless you are fighting him to the death.
Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks
Know the difference between a woman and a bitch/hoe/life-wrecking whore. Every man gets 1 mulligan that his friends will never mention again, but only 1.
Dealing and Using Crack, Coke, heroin, Meth, and other hard drugs reduces your manliness score.
Thou shalt not rent Chocolat, or Titanic, or Cruel Intentions, or any other chick flick movie…not even for ‘research.’
Don’t create a gay, flashy myspace. Not even if you’re gay. It’s tacky.
If you listen to the Band Bread, or any other soft rock, or “emo-punk” or any “emo-punk” offshoots, or any R&B produced in the last 10 years you should be required to hand in your penis. You don’t need it anymore. Maybe someone can use two.
Know that the unexamined life is not worth living.
Know how to grill food correctly.
If you pay more than $50 for a cotton t-shirt, you’re an idiot.
The hip-abductor machine is off limits to men.
If your government has lost the interests of its people, it is your duty as a human being to overthrow it.
In order to grow as a person you must do something you’ve never done before.