If you enjoyed 'You Americans are not very good fascists!', you might enjoy this one:
Omar Babaganoosh: "Hello?"
Osama: "Omar, this is Osama. Carry out plan Alpha."
Omar: "Osama! The NSA might be listening in! What are you doing?!"
Osama: "Don't worry! They have to get a court order to do anything. Besides, Bush is screwed -- if he finds us, he's violating our rights. If he doesn't, he's being negligent. Carry out plan Alpha! Remember, my friend, the virgins await you."
Omar is strapping on his death-vest when the feds crash down his door. As he is led away, he keeps muttering "I didn't get to meet the virgins!!"
Fast forward 6 months. Omar is on a beach outside Rio, lounging at a posh resort. Recently, the ACLU and People for the American Way led the fight against tyranny and won a $50 million dollar suit against the Feds. Omar is set for life.
As he lounges, his bodyguard brings him two 14 year old Brazilian girls, guaranteed to be virgins by their pimp. As he ogles them, he says, 'Osama was right! I do get to meet the virgins!"
Yes, life is good in America.
My lunchtime musings HH