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The Things Kids Say

So I was picking up my 4 year old son after church services were over in the little kids room. There are a few teachers and about 30 kids during Sunday Mass. When I enter the room, one of his teachers is in tears from laughing.

I ask her what’s so funny? She says your not going to believe what your son said during our class. We were talking about Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead and how he was in his tomb for 4 days so the stench must have been real bad.

In a loud voice that everyone can clearly hear, Jared shouts “did it smell worse than my daddy’s farts?” Needless to say, I started cracking up with her.