The Testes 2011

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
In the running for favorite troll was Ironclaws, which I think all of you who do not pay attention to the combat forum missed.

He was our favorite Jack dempsey obsessed, wood splitting lumberjack who planned on getting into a cage anytime now… except he’d never boxed…or grappled… or wrestled.

For days, we lived in fear of the almighty power punching lumberjack.

My favorite quotes about his punching power:

“I have a muscled up back, because when I hit properly it feels like god touching your back.”

“have any of you shit-talkers been hit by anyone who works a sledge hammer every-day for hours, or a serious lumberjack that works the heavy-bag? one that was 200pounds? It felt like a tap?”

For your viewing pleasure:

If that’s 200lbs of serious lumberjack, he’s doing it wrong!!!

[quote]Edgy wrote:
“Most Enigmatic poster with a heart”

our very own Sparkly Vampire ‘Ct. Rockula’.

Cmon, Rock…step up here and take a bow.[/quote]

The people don their clothing
And relax within their homes
But they canâ??t see the danger
When their lives are not their own
Humans are my property
My men, and mine alone
I can rip apart their bodies
And I can chew upon their bones
I can take away their freedom
And take pleasure from their moans
And sadistic in enjoyment
Iâ??ll extract their final moans

The richest man is weakened
Within my wrathful hold
I command him in my anger
And heâ??ll do what he is told
With his paper and his wallet
In his palaces of gold
But Iâ??ll turn them into cardboard
And Iâ??ll line the walls with mould
Then Iâ??ll rip apart the heaters
And Iâ??ll drown you in the cold
Because I own all your spirits
And Iâ??m burninâ?? all your souls!

This is my planet
And this is my land
Holding the world in
The palm of my hand
This is my country
To hell with your king
I own this world now
And you are my things
These are my girlies
And these are my boys
This is all my play set
And you are my toys
These are my crystals
And these are my pearls
I own all the gemstones
â??Cos this is my world

I can rip apart their churches
I can tear up all the priests
I can snap in half the bishops
And raise up the deceased
I can set the world a-burning
And take away the peace
I can dine upon your sorrows
Your pain creates my feast
I can make the world a war zone
And do it all with glee
So kneel upon the ground
Bow down and worship me

My hellish fireâ??s a-burning
You canâ??t escape the flames
The inferno continues blazing
Through thunder and the rains
The heat destroys your bodies
And I revel in all your pains
And as you spatter upon the floor
Iâ??ll lick up the bloody stains
The rules are mine to twist and bend
In my cruel sadistic games
And yes, you can see it in my eyes
They burn because Iâ??m insane

This is my planet
And this is my land
Holding the world in
The palm of my hand
This is my country
To hell with your king
I own this world now
And you are my things
These are my girlies
And these are my boys
This is all my play set
And you are my toys
These are my crystals
And these are my pearls
I own all the gemstones
â??Cos this is my world

[quote]Dasher wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:
Boobs are a dime a dozen. People mistaking you for ODB: priceless.

I also second hallowed for transformation of the year[/quote]

I will take mistaken identity

People to this day think I’m the girl in my avi

Hallowed iwns trannysformation of the year[/quote]

Do you get random dick pics?!

Also, I nominate Charlie Horse for best boobies
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I used to get them every now and then. Its mostly dudes trying to cyberfuck me or wanting to call,FB. or even meet up at a gym.

Charlie’s curves are awesomes

this Poster qualifies for two awards this year

“Cutest Accent Award”

and

“most artistic use of a camera”

Nlmain aka ‘Frenchie’

my nominee for the

“you just can’t disappear without leaving a vacuum” award

Print.

Awesome Trolling…Professor X

This man can go for pages just messing with people.

Most Awesome guy on the site:
1st place - Loudog
2nd - Awesomeguy1234567890

Most creative username:
1st place - Loudog
2nd - Awesomeguy1234567890
This one is probably a tie.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Awesome Trolling…Professor X

This man can go for pages just messing with people.

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Wow really? No one was trolled in that thread. I simply asked why some people think their own stupid shit was so not stupid.

Once you get people saying eating a gram of Coke is better than someone else who eats more you know the hypocrites are out in force.

You mad?

NEED TO ADD SOMETHING TO MY LIST:

That steelyD person for best cook and Charlie Horse for best cyber flirter!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Once you get people saying eating a gram of Coke is better than someone else who eats more you know the hypocrites are out in force.[/quote]

So you honestly are looking at the situation with such a black and white perspective?

1gm = SPED class; repeat grade 8, but can eventually earn a living doing low-skill blue collar work.
1oz = full retard; stay in HS until you are 22, then bag groceries under supervision as a novelty/act of charity.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Awesome Trolling…Professor X

This man can go for pages just messing with people.

[/quote]

Wow really? No one was trolled in that thread. I simply asked why some people think their own stupid shit was so not stupid.

Once you get people saying eating a gram of Coke is better than someone else who eats more you know the hypocrites are out in force.

You mad?[/quote]

I’m mad dog. You should let me sniff coke off your balls to relieve my anger.

Or else I may rip apart my notebook…

Grrrrrrr

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NEED TO ADD SOMETHING TO MY LIST:

That steelyD person for best cook and Charlie Horse for best cyber flirter! [/quote]

Pfft

No one flirts like me.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NEED TO ADD SOMETHING TO MY LIST:

That steelyD person for best cook and Charlie Horse for best cyber flirter! [/quote]

Pfft

No one flirts like me.[/quote]

True.

I wonder what kind of reactions you’d get if you were just as flirty but had a really hot guy in your avi?

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NEED TO ADD SOMETHING TO MY LIST:

That steelyD person for best cook and Charlie Horse for best cyber flirter! [/quote]

Pfft

No one flirts like me.[/quote]

True.

I wonder what kind of reactions you’d get if you were just as flirty but had a really hot guy in your avi?

[/quote]

Hahahahaaa

Find me one and I will change it for a few days to see what happens.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NEED TO ADD SOMETHING TO MY LIST:

That steelyD person for best cook and Charlie Horse for best cyber flirter! [/quote]

Pfft

No one flirts like me.[/quote]

True.

I wonder what kind of reactions you’d get if you were just as flirty but had a really hot guy in your avi?

[/quote]

Hahahahaaa

Find me one and I will change it for a few days to see what happens.[/quote]

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Once you get people saying eating a gram of Coke is better than someone else who eats more you know the hypocrites are out in force.[/quote]

So you honestly are looking at the situation with such a black and white perspective?

1gm = SPED class; repeat grade 8, but can eventually earn a living doing low-skill blue collar work.
1oz = full retard; stay in HS until you are 22, then bag groceries under supervision as a novelty/act of charity.[/quote]

LOL. I think the whole episode was “full retard”. I am just pointing out how retarded a lot of us have been in the past. If you hung out with friends who ATE a gram of coke, you don’t get to laugh at the guy who ate an OZ.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NEED TO ADD SOMETHING TO MY LIST:

That steelyD person for best cook and Charlie Horse for best cyber flirter! [/quote]

Pfft

No one flirts like me.[/quote]

True.

I wonder what kind of reactions you’d get if you were just as flirty but had a really hot guy in your avi?

[/quote]

Hahahahaaa

Find me one and I will change it for a few days to see what happens.[/quote]
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Lol

Let’s see what Charlie comes up with

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
NEED TO ADD SOMETHING TO MY LIST:

That steelyD person for best cook and Charlie Horse for best cyber flirter! [/quote]

Pfft

No one flirts like me.[/quote]

True.

I wonder what kind of reactions you’d get if you were just as flirty but had a really hot guy in your avi?

[/quote]

Hahahahaaa

Find me one and I will change it for a few days to see what happens.[/quote]
[/quote]

Lol

Let’s see what Charlie comes up with[/quote]

Well I’m on the hunt for self shots of men(so it’d be more believable) :smiley:

Too bad I couldn’t find a self shot of this guy. With black hair and dark blue eyes he’d look just like my boss. He’s kind of a potatohead though. :-/


Oops forgot the pic to go with my post.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
He’s kind of a potatohead though. :-/

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Canadians crack me up.