âIntelligent Designâ working as intendedâŠ
Cause of death⊠selfies.
How are there 7 billion of us in this planet? Seems like we should remove guard rails and warning labels to thin it out a bit more.
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I heard of one happening down at Ohiopyle a year or two ago, right near the observation deck for the water fall.
If jagged rocks and millions of gallons of crashing water arenât enough, I donât know what is?
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On a side note, itâs amazing how desensitized we are. I just watched a guy be mauled to death and Iâm like, meh.
There are mitigating factors to my sympathy.
Random act of violence or unforseen misadventure makes me cringe. Mauled by a bear while trying to get a selfie with it? Nah.
I can watch thieves get mauled by guard dogs videos all day.
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Iâm now suffering PTSD from seeing the underwear ad on that page. Would it kill you to give a brother a trigger warning?
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The internet thinks Iâm gay?* Is it because I ordered those colorful socks?
*Not that thereâs anything wrong with that.
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Hey, a manâs internet history is his business*
*and the rest of the worlds if he has a Facebook account.
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Wasnât me! I only browse for fat chicks and welding videos.
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My ad was a messenger bag.
Wondering about @EyeDentist âs search history.
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OK, I admit itâI have, on occasion, purchased underwear.
There, I said it. Feels good to open up to you guys.
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You gotta have the right personality to wear nonstandard socks.
I canât do it, but Iâm in envy of people who can.
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Neither can I, apparently. I seem to have outkicked my coverage on the last batch I purchased. My wife actually laughedâas in, out loudâwhen she saw them.
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May 5, 2018, 3:32pm
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Whatâs wrong with unicorn socks?
Not my students, but this was too funny not to share.
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Which is counter productive when you think about it. Wouldnât fatter people survive stabbings better?