The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

Returning to our normally scheduled stupidity programming…

Ordering french fries at Taco Bell.

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On a related note:

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https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a01b87fe4b0368a4e86ed4d/amp&ved=0ahUKEwjahrvTu6_XAhVE3GMKHf1LB0wQFghbMBA&usg=AOvVaw2SbA5hSOCfpJZHCeMW0zoE&ampcf=1

I’m not sure what the GWP of Sarin gas is but Syria may have to rethink their domestic security policy.

Not to be outdone by the Alawite heretics, ISIS has also recently pledged allegiance to the Paris Climate Accord. During the groups latest executions “Death to the American infidel and their carbon footprint!” was stated as their primary objective.

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Lol, literally the plot line from G.I. Joe Retaliation.

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rods from god

rods

from god

A dude named this, 100% no question in my mind he also goes home to watch anime 3 nights a week.

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Having been in the air force and knowing some people who were in that type of career field, this is entirely plausible and reasonably likely

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All from Project Thor, which was conceived in the 1950’s.

Thanks, Jerry Pournelle.

That is the most awesome demi-god type shit in the real world!

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It was a battle between this or Trump: The first Year thread but…

Oooof.

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He even lifts like a douchebag…

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Trump need to collude with a Russian powerlifting coach for his son, not with Putin.

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Lol! I’m not sure Jr. has the testicular fortitude to train under a Russian powerlifting coach. He’d fold.

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Pretty sure that woman behind him wiped a booger on her own shirt.

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/11/09/alabama-state-official-defends-roy-moore-citing-joseph-and-mary-they-became-parents-of-jesus/

Maybe posted elsewhere already. What is it about so many super religious politicians? It’s like the more anti-gay/trans whatever you are the exponentially higher chance you will get caught cross dressing blowing a teen or something.

But this excuse is just amazing

https://www.10news.one/syrian-refugee-arrested-for-raping-pony-at-childrens-zoo/amp/

There’s a headline for the ages.

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Holy crap, that’s something I never thought I’d see I’m news headlines

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Yea…

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That Murph time, though. Respect for that.

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I find a similar weird conundrum, that the more “male feminist” someone is publicly, the more likely they appear to be a sexual predator themselves.

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Overcompensating?

Similar to how guys in Texas with trucks that are raised to a ridiculous height are actually less confident than a guy driving a Honda accord. Or maybe not, but I’ll make fun of ridiculous unnecessary trucks whenever I get the chance. Small wieners make people do weird things.

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