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The Stupid Thread 2


#2969

Yes, but average teacher pay is almost half of what I make.


#2970

It’s also more boring. Or quiet if you’re into that instead. And you will shit yourself when you see how little traffic.

Cheaper alcohol, tobacco, strip clubs, and groceries.


#2971

Ha! This was on my fb this morning.


#2972

Doesn’t roll off the tongue as well as the original now does it…What time signature is that in? 6/8?


#2973

Time signatures are racist because math.


#2974

Yep … math is pretttttty pretttty prettty prettty racist


#2975

That’s why I stopped doing Poliquin’s programs. The constant use of tempo kept triggering me.


#2976

I thought you people were good at math?


#2977

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#2978

That guy looks like he’s trying to pass a tortice shell.

I swear, you tell them it will make their pecked hard and they’ll eat anything.


#2979

That’s because you colonized us and wouldn’t let us smoke weed. All for the sake of monopoly profits. SHAMEFUL!


#2980

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#2981

And if they lived somewhere else it would be easier for them to figure it out.


#2982

If they make that much somewhere else.


#2983

I thought it was opium?

Wait, white ghost devils switched our opium for their junk weed??

No wonder we were no longer able to deflect bullets after the super secret Shaolin Kung Phoo training.

SAD!


#2984

Nono they wouldn’t let us smoke weed so we would smoke their opium! Then they banned opium altogether in British Colonies so we had to use their garbage pharmaceutical drugs. First the Imperialists, then the pharma cartel denied the public choice! The evils of capitalism run amuck! What else was there to do at that time other than fuck, study math and excel in life?


#2985

LOL. As a punnyguy and an Asian, I applaud you Sir.


#2986

Lol I’m just joking using zep references.


#2987

Yinz guys did a really good job on that transcontinental railroad for us.

(as dt knows, I’m just joking too.)


#2988

But I’m not joking when I say you owe us reparations for this!

No, actually it was a pretty good movie.